All of a sudden things are falling into place. Did Kim and her mother Kris Jenner CONSPIRE to time this divorce filing on the eve of Kris’s press tour for her book? With Kim in Australia, interviews with Kris Jenner are suddenly vitally important, and TV shows are fighting over her. Her book sales can only profit from all this extra publicity and Kris is thoroughly enjoying all the attention. Next we expect the E! channel to announce a televised special about the divorce…
Muffin
Patrick, do you really think Indy is
Tom?
Patrick
Indy’s our Jesus freak Tom.
Muffin’s a supermodel in Europe or Calgary or something.
tom
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Muffin
A FREAK like you will never know Norman. Does a lowlife like you have to use Salt Peter to “get r done”?
tom
Yeah… he was a sweetheart and the Kardashians are innocent wholesome role models for our children.
Patrick
o. j. was great in Airplane. An all around swell guy and an excellent family man.
Everyone knows he was set up.
tom
Muffin do you use mayo on your lady parts like Khloe? If my teenage daughter can hear that and you’re good with the show I should be able to ask you. Mayo or no mayo?
tom
You stalking me?
Muffin
Yeah somethin’ like that DICKHEAD!!
tom
From your response my guess is you probably will do jam or jelly. oj lover
Patrick
Your the expert.
tom
Yeah, Oj’sliving large in Lovelock with “the girls” alright….probably where you want to be. I hear Oj likes “jelly”
Patrick
At least the stupid chicks who liked powder, easy money and big black cocks.
Patrick
Poor misunderstood O.J.
I don’t think he was such a bad guy.
He was really cool with the chicks ya know.
tom
Muffin, Is this the part where your head spins around and you hurl the pea soup? Is’nt time for you to watch Kim’s Fairytale Wedding on E?
Muffin
So I am guessing the answer is C?
Muffin
Yeah, any time DICK HEAD!!
tom
muffin,That’s the spirit!
Muffin
Tom aka Norman Bates aka Psycho,
A. Your mother must be a really ashamed to have a wacko spawn such as yourself?
B. Either that, or she’s a wacko herself?
Which is it FREAK? A or B
Or is it C your just FUCKED IN THE HEAD, an organic thing you know, not really your fault.
Patrick
Chong to Strawberry.
“Hey man, I’m not lookin at your scar.”
tom
Rest in peace Ronald Lyle Goldman 1969-1994
Nicole Brown 1959-1994
Strom
It’s not about poster’s, Tom. Sorry things went bad for you….this doesnt have anything to do with the trash Kardashians but you no doubt can relate and may be a living flashback about like Strawberry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9K_Gzfbsh8
tom
Strom and Patrick sitting in a tree…K I S S I N G!
Patrick
Cast of Characters by Strom=HILARIOUS!
Tom’s work=lame.
tom
muffin=sausage girl
pat=ingnoramus
strom=yahoo
Strom
Cast of Characters
In your world:
Nicole = Virgin Mary
Ron = Saint Peter
Senior Goldman = Ben Gurion
Nicole’s sister = Joan of Arc
Nicole’s kids = Partridge Family
Marsha Clark = Justic Sandra Day O Conner
Black Asst DA (busily banging Marsha Clark)= Morgan Freeman
Michael Jackson = Not a pervert
Whitney Houston = Hetrosexual
Janet Jackson = White, slim & trim
Kim K = Black,virgin till marriage, slim & trim.
J Lo = Talented Actress and Singer, Hispanic role model.
Most J Charlton posters = Above grade school education and not supported by govt. handouts!
Tom = Dick Tracy
Patrick
See a doctor, Tom.
tom
The head pimp is smirking Ryan Seacrest.
Strom
Isnt there a reality show where they track down wild hogs…would that be a fitting ending to some of the looney tune’s on JC? Could she recover the lost adv revenue…would J Lo and Kardashian junk clothing collection be able to survive? Would Tom don the proper wild hog hunting garb? Would it be a form of revenge of honor for Nicole?
Strom
Continuing the above statements of delusion:
Janet Jackson = White, slim & trim
Kim K = Black, slim & trim
J Lo = Actress and Singer
Most J Charlton posters = Above grade school education and not supported by govt. handouts!
tom
Strom, you have a lot more in common with those oj jurors then you think. Shapiro proposed a plea deal in which Oj would do 12 years and skunk would do 4 years as accessory after the fact. Cochran, who made a career out of playing the race card, rejected the deal because he had his backwoods jury in place.Those mental midgets gave the cowardly Oj a get out of jail free card. Skunk did not utter one fuckin word during the entire proceedings. His shock at the verdict was because he thought the not guilty verdict would effect his planned book. Immediately after the verdict he went on a whirlwind media tour and divulged privilged information which is the worst thing an ethical attorney can do. It will get you disbarred. I hope that sleazy prick suffered with his gut on fire. I hope Cochran suffered with his brain tumor. I hope Shapiro realizes his son could’nt live in this world because of his role in this purely evil misscarriage of justice.
Strom
Amazing rants Tom, you make these others look sane by comparison. OJ confessed to Rosie Greer that he did it but not to the others…Kardash wanted a plea deal but Jonnie knew that the BLACK jurists would stand by a brother….you know all this but obviously dont want to see any other story but your own.
In your world:
Nicole = Virgin
Ron = Saint
Senior Goldman = Ben Gurion
Michael Jackson = Not a pervert
Whitney Houston = Hetrosexual
tom
I read idiot.Now go stock up on doritos and soda pop and indulge your”guilty pleasure” by watching these whores put on a spectacle.BOOM
tom
They should ship your slutty ass to the middle east where they would bury you up to your horned head and stone you to death.Now go chug some quik trim fatty!
tom
Pat If I was Justin or Sydney I’d track you down like the feral pig you are and punish you for talking that way about my dear departed mother. punk
tom
Hey bone head! He hid evidence of a murder. I got an idea. Let’s give all inactive attorneys immunity from any crimes they commit incuding accessory murder. Pat are you female or male?
Strom
The last Strom post was not mine…someone w/ no life as an imposter.
Robert K was no more or less complicant than any lawyer,,,just doing what he was paid for. Same for Johnnie Cochran, he was paid very well.
The real criminals were the BLACK jurists who let the murderer off because he had the same skin color. The LA DA office was totally outgunned and the prosecutors were fame whores who lost the case but have gone on to greater fame and wealth.
Tom, you should let it go….the jews bring up every little slight for the last 500 years and run about chanting and lighting incense but they can never move on.
The posters just show their ignorance with all the comments about other posters they dont know or couldnt identify at 2 paces.
Hopefully this didnt interrupt the lastest episode of the Kardashians for some of the posters.
Fabine
For a guy who despises the Khardashians Tom, you certainly know an awful lot of minutae. Stalk much ? I can see you and your boy toy Strom now, stealing panties off the clothes line. You creeps should get t-shirts made, maybe a web site. ( apologies English isn’t my first language)
Muffin
Oooo, “Norman Bates”, let’s take all of the lawyers children out and shoot them just because their parents represent a guilty client. Yeah, because that is justice system I want to believe in.
You should place your psychiatrist on retainer and take him to the middle east with you because that’s where LUNATICS like yourself belong.
So now, shuffle back to your padded room and get yourself some much needed rest. Nighty, night FREAK SHOW!!
Anna Bell Leigh
Now she is keeping the ring?? Greedy KardA$$ins. She needs to go away with all of the rest of the family. Heidi & Spencer, Gone. Kate Plus Eight, Gone. Guess who is next??
Patrick
Fuck off, Tom.
O.J. was a psycho and Nicole whored herself for fame, cash and lots of powder.
Ancient history, and you are a troll.
strom
Your right tom,I’m turning over a new leaf.From now on I will treat all men equal regardless of their race,religion, and national origin. I agree Muffin aint the sharpest tool in the shed but she’s never had a man and that has made her a little batty. Go easy on her.
tom
Is that all you got? bitches
tom
Ignorance is no excuse you dumbbunny.You’ve been schooled. I cant do anything else to save you. If you worship at the altar of Kardashian you’re no better than these devils. Now go to hell muff
tom
Their “daddy” was an accessory to the murders after the fact…. dumbshit. They are famous because of that… idiot child.They have exploited that connection for fame and profit…shit for brains.The Kardashians have a lot more in common with Norman Bates than I do…crybaby. I can tell by your language you’re a real lady.Now piss off you slag!
Muffin
Norman Gates? Freakshow!! It’s Norman Bates,from Psycho, you must know that flick? Isn’t that who you model your behavior after?
Don’t turn this into me not having sympathy for the Brown & Goldman families. Lets just put that on record here and now!! I followed the OJ Simpson trial from beginning to end and sat in my living room in shock when the not guilty verdict was handed down. A miscarriage of justice in every sense of the word. Disgusting, just digusting. I 100% believe OJ Simpson butchered his wife and Ron Goldman. This in no way, shape or form has anything to do with Kris K, Kim K or any other K family member.
So again Norman,
Go suck yourself or better yet, get your nuthouse cell mate to do it for ya!!
dee cee
Parasite is laughin’ her A$$ off Kim! Snark.. heh heh.
Denise
BTW, what’s the title of her bookanyway? How to Pimp your Kids for Dummies?
Bluejay
Strom, I beg to differ. Because of Mr. Goldman’s and his daughter’s persistence, they finally got OJ imprisoned where he belongs. The money they spent on attorneys and P.I.s is nothing compared to any financial remuneration, IF ANY, the Goldmans recovered. And, I don’t believe the Goldmans wrote any books exploiting their situation.
tom
Save your sympathy for the families of Ron and Nicole who have constantly been reminded of the horrendous”Norman Bates” like slasher and torture murders of their loved ones since Ray-J’s bladder hit the scene.The Kardashian’s father participated in this horror as a helper after the act. The children and ex-wife have staked a claim on the murder. They exploit like they own it. Who is Norman Gates muffie?