#justintimberlake #jessicabiel #janetcharlton

Hold everything!! Justin Timberlake has been located, and he’s in the middle of saying “I do!” A source just told us that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are getting married in Jackson Hole, Wyoming as we write this! They pulled a fast one on everybody! They are in the middle of their ceremony at a very fancy private estate and members of the wedding party are staying at the Four Seasons Hotel there. Jessica lied in a recent interview when she was asked about the upcoming nuptials and insisted “We haven’t planned a thing!”
UPDATE: last night turned out to be the rehearsal dinner and the wedding is actually today!


  1. are we going to start taking bets how long this one is going to last?

  2. Ew. You know something’s off when you think each one is too bad for the other.

  3. Here’s the deal. One is very smart and the other is very smart AND media savvy. Together they are golden. This match-up will last for a very long time because most of the kinks have already been worked out. Good for them. Cheers to both!

  4. You sure about this?!
    There have been a few sightings on Jessica in Paris while Justin is suppose to still be filming a movie in Puerto Rico.

  5. this so called “marriage” costed peanuts but I’m sure they say: IT WAS PURELY IN PRIVATE!!

  6. What a waste – Anytime you see a picture of them together they NEVER look happy.

  7. @Pippa Martin – LOL!!!!

    These two have dated forever, lets hope the marriage will last just as long.

  8. Her top lip is mis-shapen; too thick in the middle.
    Another 1/4 inch and her bangs will cover her eyes.

    That said, they have broken up and back again off and on for about 4 or 5 years. During that time, he romanced Mila Kunis and many others whose names I can’t recall (some are unknown). In the meantime, Jessica was seen arm in arm w/ a girlfriend going to some sporting event and jess’s hand was firmly gripping her right a**. (pics in Enquirer). For some reason, she was bound and determined to marry JT. This is very strange, but then so is GollyWeird, truth is stranger than fiction.

    PS: If Jessica is described as beautiful, then I am Miss America. jmho

  9. Ho Hum! Give them time before they’re single again. Just another typical Hollywood marriage!

  10. E. What’s with the, “ask Janet about ip’s and email yada?”
    Why don’t I just ask you? Got anything you wanna say?
    Or do you just wanna fuck off?

  11. I don’t find either one of them attractive. I’ll be surprised if this one lasts more than a year.

  12. Strange…it has been several hours since Janet posted this and the news has not appeared on any other site. I wonder 1)what Janet’s exclusive source is and 2)why no one else is picking up the news from Janet’s posting.

  13. Janet, you know you are the only one reporting this. If true, good for you on getting the scoop.

  14. It DIDN’T happen!!
    Thank your “source” for a bad tip and making you look stupid.

  15. @Patrick, I posted that just because someone else posted as E and I knew that Janet would have the proof that I am the same one who has been posting as E all this time (with the correct email and IP addresses), is all. I apologise if I offended anyone, and my headers refer only to myself.

  16. So if anyone wanted to verify that I was the same person who has been posting here for years as E, Janet could prove it. That is all.

  17. They are not hitched. JT does not want to get hitched. He enjoys the party scene too much with wannabes, golddiggers, sluts, buzzing around him like bees. What would he want with desperate clingy Jessica who is giving him hell with her jealousy of other women. I don’t care for either of them; they are both big rich phonies.

  18. JC should have much egg on her face for this blunder as well as her gushing over ghetto Serena Williams!

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