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JON GOSSELIN COULD LOOK TEN POUNDS THINNER TOMORROW

At first glance we thought this was Chaz Bono but a closer look revealed it to be Jon Gosselin, back at home after his long weekend in the Hamptons. He’s looking rather portly and we were immediately reminded of a new product we discovered on The WOW Report. It’s a “torso enhancing” undershirt – basically Spanx for men- it’s called “Ript Fusion.” One of P Diddy’s former employees at Sean John created the body sculpting t-shirt because she figured out what men need. In other words, they want to eat and still look good. For $58 you and Jon Gosselin can do that too.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

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  1. 6767

    Welcome to America, home of white trash.

  2. right

    He must not own a mirror, to go out in public looking like that. He is an insult to white trash.

  3. Prissa

    He’s a nasty fat ass.

  4. Reta

    And to Captain America AKA Gerard Vandenburg, you ASSHOLE!! This creep isn’t “slippery” first off, let alone a “faggot” you fucking moron! He was MARRIED with 8 kids and now dates WOMEN, what in your skeaky-headed little world makes that a faggot? God, you’re stupid as well as the most predudiced dick in the world. I wish I knew where you lived so I could SNIPER you!!

  5. Reta

    I don’t want to see him looking lighter myself….I DON’T WANT TO SEE HIM AT ALL!!! HE POISONS MY EYEBALLS!!!

  6. dandy lion

    The face and overall look – not good.

  7. captain america

    nothing will help this “SLIPPERY FAGGOT”!!

  8. cal

    I think he needs a lot more than a corset shirt to look good, not really much to work with in the first place.

  9. right

    This guy is famous, (and getting wealthy) because some shrew had multiple babies with his sperm.It’s no wonder, the rest of the world feels the United States is a joke.