JON GOSSELIN COULD LOOK TEN POUNDS THINNER TOMORROW

At first glance we thought this was Chaz Bono but a closer look revealed it to be Jon Gosselin, back at home after his long weekend in the Hamptons. He’s looking rather portly and we were immediately reminded of a new product we discovered on The WOW Report. It’s a “torso enhancing” undershirt – basically Spanx for men- it’s called “Ript Fusion.” One of P Diddy’s former employees at Sean John created the body sculpting t-shirt because she figured out what men need. In other words, they want to eat and still look good. For $58 you and Jon Gosselin can do that too.

9 thoughts on “JON GOSSELIN COULD LOOK TEN POUNDS THINNER TOMORROW

  1. This guy is famous, (and getting wealthy) because some shrew had multiple babies with his sperm.It’s no wonder, the rest of the world feels the United States is a joke.

  2. I think he needs a lot more than a corset shirt to look good, not really much to work with in the first place.

  3. nothing will help this “SLIPPERY FAGGOT”!!

  4. I don’t want to see him looking lighter myself….I DON’T WANT TO SEE HIM AT ALL!!! HE POISONS MY EYEBALLS!!!

  5. And to Captain America AKA Gerard Vandenburg, you ASSHOLE!! This creep isn’t “slippery” first off, let alone a “faggot” you fucking moron! He was MARRIED with 8 kids and now dates WOMEN, what in your skeaky-headed little world makes that a faggot? God, you’re stupid as well as the most predudiced dick in the world. I wish I knew where you lived so I could SNIPER you!!

  6. He must not own a mirror, to go out in public looking like that. He is an insult to white trash.

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