JOHN TRAVOLTA TRIED TO MAKE RESERVATIONS AT KFC

Has John Travolta lost touch with reality? He was reportedly disappointed in the UK when he tried to reserve a table at the local KFC. Yes, Kentucky Fried Chicken. British papers reported that Travolta was in West Sussex at a Scientology meeting when he had a craving for KFC. He had an aide call the store and ask to book a table for “Mr Travolta and his friends.” The aide was told that they didn’t take reservations, but they were invited to stand in line with other customers. John didn’t stand in line, but we’re pretty sure someone, (probably a Scientology slave) was sent to fetch a bucket of chicken for him.

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21 thoughts on “JOHN TRAVOLTA TRIED TO MAKE RESERVATIONS AT KFC

  1. You are assuming it was one bucket?

    If it isn’t KFC, then it’s LA ‘s City Spa where you can always hear a certain cultist say that it is finger lickin good. lol

  2. Scientology is the most sickening, quick to sue, disgusting cult of all. Their motto is just give me all your money and let me record all your secrets so when can blackmail you when or if you try to defect and you’ll have a great and wonderful life! I wish our clueless government would do something about that soul-less bunch.

  3. John Fagvolta is looking more and more like a monkey with every picture. He is one dumb cluck and I never could stand him. He has been caught numerous times in gay bars and kissing his co-pilot on the smacker. He has also been caught by the Globe Mag here and overseas in men-only spas. There is only one conclusion: Celebs and all who are in Scientology are headed for the lake of fire. There can’t be any argument for this, that is if you know the off-the-wall c**p SCI believes in.

  4. PS: With all his money, can’t he buy some realistic looking wigs 🙁

  5. there’s been a LOT of movies john has been in that i really loved watching…….
    he’s a great actor.
    i could give a shit what ‘church’ he worships at , who he fucks, and what the top of his skull looks like, as it has no effect on my personal life…..
    just sayin’

  6. Loved him in the movie “Michael” That’s one of my absolute favorites!

  7. XENU wouldn’t approve of KFC, unless they own shares in the Company.

  8. This incident just shows how truly different their lives are to ours …

  9. LOL @ Trina: JT would consider one bucket a light appetizer.

    Off Topic: Ugh. Alec Baldwin “schooling” protesters in NYC on why the “banks are essential to capitalism,” blah blah blah.

    Look around you Alec, whatever you want to call this current ponzi banking racket, IT AIN’T WORKIN’ MARY.

    Has this whore truly no shame?

    I won’t be buying any more tix to his movies. And his future political candidacy has already proven to be INSUFFERABLE.

    Just my 2 cents. 🙂

  10. believe it or not: THE HAIRS OF HIS BALLS WEREW INPLANTED ON HIS SKULL, folks!!

  11. Reservations at KFC? He can’t be serious. Can he? It hasn’t been THAT many years since he was a regular guy.

  12. He just can’t say no to a hot, greasy, piece of skin once in a while.
    Maniac.

  13. Back in 1993 or 1994, I use to eat at a popular hamburger chain a couple of times a week.

    At least once a month there would be a little reserved plate propped up by an open table. The manager reserved this table for two young ladies in wheel chairs.

    I remember people use to bitch and moan about it…….until they saw who he reserved it for.

    and no, I am not comparing Travolta with handicapped people. If you think that then get over it.

  14. Kinda like Strom, Patrick? The old skin flute type of “hot, greasy, piece of skin, as in foreskin? Hahaha.

  15. He’s either out of touch OR the KFC people do not understand it by God is TRAVOLTA!

  16. The Bible in Romans, Chapter 1 condemns the homosexual lifestyle.

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