JESSE METCALFE: GET RID OF THAT HAT!

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Okay, we admit in advance that this is a petty observation, but we think Jesse Metcalfe looks like a real dork in that white polyester baseball cap he’s wearing at Le Deux. In fact, if we never see another baseball cap, the world will be a better place. We prefer men in those hipster small brim fedoras like Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake wears.

7 thoughts on “JESSE METCALFE: GET RID OF THAT HAT!

  1. At least it’s not turned around backwards or cocked to the side, which really makes a guy look like a dork. If he’s with those two girls behind him, he’s WAY underdressed.

  2. He ought to keep the hat since he’s already given up his career.
    Homo should know better.

  3. he is ashamed that his paper bag got lost in the wind..

  4. I gotta ask, Janet. Is Amy Whinehouse like your niece or something? With all the ink she gets in your column, it’s gotta be something. Gotta little December-May crush on her?

  5. How else to hide the bloodshot eyes or dilated pupils from the “vices” he loves to indulge in?!

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