EVEN BEFORE BRET MICHAELS, TISH CYRUS WAS HOT FOR A PAPARAZZI

There’s more to this than meets the eye. Before Tish Cyrus took up with Bret Michaels, she had other dalliances! Apparently she felt neglected by her husband Billy Ray and she was a cougar on the prowl for action. She’s even rumored to have targeted a good-looking paparazzi who was following her daughter Miley. Tish invited the guy into her house and arranged all sorts of photo ops for him while flirting outrageously. No wonder Miley is having a hard time handling this split. (Above, it looks like Tish and Bret get their extensions at the same place)

49 thoughts on “EVEN BEFORE BRET MICHAELS, TISH CYRUS WAS HOT FOR A PAPARAZZI

  1. My God! Billy Ray to Bret Michaels! That is trading down. Michael Lohan, you are obviously next.

  2. I liked Bret Michaels on The Apprentice and was happy he won, but my God, what the hell is up with that picture of him above??? He doesn’t even look like a real person…more like a cartoon charactor! His eyes look like stick on 3-D rubber appliances of some sort, and his mouth looks like someone just beat the crap outa him and/or he has 20 bucks worth of bubble gum hidden deep in the recesses of all his mucas membranes.

    Her black roots are plain nasty…doesn’t ANYONE keep up their fake blonde hair anymore…other than Bret Michaels and his handkerchief/hat/fake hair removable bald spot incubator?!

  3. Trish is obviously trash. You can now see where Miley gets her foundation.

  4. In the looks department Brett and Tish deserve each other.

  5. They say the daughter follows in the footsteps of the mother. It looks like in this case that Tish observed Miley and her man-crazy antics since about age 13 and took the cue from her. Upside down. Maybe Miley will buy them a big fancy trailer. lol

  6. Definitely something wrong with this picture. Just looking at Bret’s head, it doesn’t match up proportionately with the body.

  7. Reta, LOL RE the black roots. Remember all the jokes about Debbie Harry in the late seventies and eighties. How things have changed.

  8. Sebastian, do you REALLY think that is trading down ??? At least consider it a lateral move…lol.

    Good grief, the question should be why would they lay down with her ?????

  9. City Girl, LOL!!! Actually my head hurts from thinking about this situation.

  10. Natalie…gotta agree with that..I’ve noticed on videos of him seen walking away and from behind he resembles a bowling pin turned upside down…the upper part is considerably larger and top heavy (maybe it’s the kerchief/hat/hair thingy) but then he has that no butt thing going on like old men in parks have, and skinny, bow legs like he just got off the plowhorse. Limps out on stage in the pointy-toed cowboy boots throwing cowboy gang signs and tossing his fake blonde locks in the wind. Attractive!

  11. Sebastian…LOVE me some Debbie Harry and Blondie ROCKS!!! And The Cars…and Talking Heads…and Boomtown Rats…

  12. Saw Debbie Harry performing the other night on the tube and she just made me laugh. These people don’t understand that we all get old. Tish just seems like she’d do whatever felt good, that includes rolling in the dirt.

  13. These adulterers will not enter the Pearly Gates. How can anyone disagree with that, or do you think adultery is OK?

  14. You can take the Hillbilly out of the hills but you can’t…..something like that

  15. Imagine the daily fights between these two over eye-liner and hair product (for his wig and her weave)!

  16. Indy, if anyone who ever made a moral mistake, and nothing else about their life was taken into consideration, Heaven would be empty.

    Hey everyone, the party is DOWNSTAIRS. BYOPF (Bring Your Own Pitch Fork)!!!

  17. Lenny, it is so weird that Debbie once sang Die Young and Stay Pretty! People tend not to take the advice they give. Too bad.

  18. Of course every one of us commits sins. But the main point is that these adulterers apparently feels no remorse, therefore can receive no forgiveness. Gee, most of you need several large Sunday School lessons. When it comes time to tell you …I told you so….it will be far too late to tell you so…

  19. Billions of people on the Earth, and not that many are Christians, so, Indy, I get what you say, but come on, there’s more to spirituality than Bible-interpreted Christianity, with its rewards and punishments.

  20. The thing with diabetes is people get big stomachs, their butts disappear, and chicken legs appear. Sad, but true.

  21. They both look plastic surgeried, greasy, trashy and FUGLY. Good God, when will Bret lose that stupid ass bandana? Is he BALD under that or what?

  22. Whitetrash: YES, he is bald and/or balding under that crap he perches on his head. There is actually a picture on the net of him without it that someone took. I’m sure he’s none too happy it got out. Also, one of the whores on his “Rock of Love” crappy show said right on camera that he had a wig on after she screwed him on his bus. EEEWWW!

  23. Sebastian: Do you think I can get in if I bring my “pooper-scooper”…I don’t OWN a pitchfork!

  24. Indy: Hey dude, got a question for you: say one of your “sinners” is a rapist, or murderer, or child molester…but repents and turns to the Lord before death. Does that person (in YOUR brilliant and clairvoyant mind) get into “The Pearly Gates”? (And do YOU want to spend “eternity” with THEM?

  25. PSS: NOW I believe “Indy” is one of these “trolls” Sebastian described a while back. Might be one of Janet’s employees? Likes to rile everybody up with a constant spewing of biblical condemnations?! And isn’t there somewhere ELSE this stuff can be vomited up? It’s getting VERY BORING…

  26. Bettye, that’s not true because I have diabetes and my stomach is flat as a board. I’m just picturing these two going at it with her skinny as legs and huge eyes and his fake hair and head rag going flying across the room.

  27. Reta, that’s a good question. I don’t know. But if I had to give an answer it would be that Hitler, Mansion and the likes are too far gone to ever want to repent. Totally jmho

  28. RETA…Please scroll down and get to Janet’s post about ‘TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES’. PLEASE. You have been referring to me as he,sir, or (above) dude, which I don’t mind. But if a dude is a male, then I am not a dude. Again, please go to the above mentioned and read the last 4 or so comments. (I thought you knew about the belly button thing, but I guess I was wrong and once again was dissed). Thank you.

  29. Indy, this is what I understood to be the teaching of traditional Catholicism, Church of England, and other more formal, traditional Christian denominations:

    Even when it comes to so-called monsters, you cannot know. Those people could repent on their deathbeds, and surely be heaven-bound. Likewise, it is conceivable that someone who acted saintly all his life, rejects God out of bitterness, or for some other reason, on his deathbed, and goes to Hell.

    Hell if for people who reject the way of God, so if someone never knew God, he will not necessarily go to Hell, despite the evils he commits.

    I cannot know if any other person truly understand Gods way, or if he did and rejected it. Anyway, that is not my business, it it Gods.

  30. Sebastian, the points you made on Christianity are CORRECT. There was a study done recently that found that the people like me who are atheist actually knew more about the bible and Christianity than the “believers”. This appears true here yet again in “Indys” response. Funny, I had the same thing happen when I asked questions of my newly brainwashed (and bi-polar)sister and her tableful of visiting thumpers who were busily spewing nonsense at eachother, almost to the trance-like state. When I asked a couple questions, none of them around the table could answer and said to me “we’ll look that up and get back to you.” They never did. Soon after that, my “sister” cut me off, and I haven’t heard from her since. So, yeah, very “Christian” of her, huh?

  31. Indy, your particular body parts don’t interest me in the least. I assumed you were male because of the name, and the way you present yourself. I appologise. However, referring to your “belly button” as some sort of veiled clue to your identity is about as clear thinking as your biblical rants. Maybe if you started making sense, people would take you seriously. Yeah, good luck with that.

  32. Reta, you have nothing to apologize for…I had truly never thought about if one is male or female. I guess I made a dumb error about the innie/outie lame joke…I just thought it was an old joke.

    Anyway, regarding all of the above…..after all is said and done, all is said and done.

  33. Pretty lame copout Indy. You’ve spewed and spewed and when someone actually asks you point-blank you do what every other “Christian” I’ve ever asked did. You cop out and don’t answer, slink away in the night. You’ll wait a bit and then come out again and start spewing and thumping all over again about lakes of fire and pearly gates with all your predictions about who is going where as tho you have all the answers because YOU believe in “THE” God. You’re RIGHT of course, because your book TELLS you so, but yet you can’t answer a very simple basic question…you just blindly stumble off the ledge with all the other little lemmings before and after you…all the same…all the same…can’t think for yourself…indeed, it seems you can’t even THINK at all!

  34. Reta, relax. Indy is a good sport. She and I certainly do not see eye to eye, but for all the things she has said that strike ME as typically Christian-Crazy, she had also said many things that show that she walks the walk of true Christianity, which I respect.

  35. In the end the only person who knows and will have the last laugh will be God. And when we find out it is Oprah, we will all be sorry!

  36. Sebastian, I agree Indy seems like a genuine good person. What bothers me, and has ALWAYS bothered me, is that NONE of them, when pinned down can answer that simple question. I lost my own sister to Jehovah Witnesses by asking the very same question, and a couple others they couldn’t answer, but said they’d “get back to me with the answers”…they never did.

    Just as these “Christians” try to open OUR eyes to THEIR “truths”…so I try to get them to THINK if only for a moment, how nonsensical their “truths” are. If only one person stops at the edge of that cliff, turns around and walks back instead of diving over the edge, I’d be happy. I just love having my brain all to myself, and originating my own thoughts and am shocked by how many people give their brains up to blindly follow “the leader” over the edge…such as David Coresh, Jim Jones, the guy who thought God was in a spacecraft in the icey asteroid and convinced many people to dress in black, drink poison, lie down on their bunkbeds and wait for their “spirits” to go up to the spacecraft”…us humans can and do get brainwashed, it seems, quite easily. Scary.

  37. Reta, my approach to hard-core Christians demonstrates my anti-PC attitude. I do not care what they believe or say they believe, as long as they can take a joke and do not actually act on their prejudices. And if a hard-core Christian were to act out, then the fact that he or she has broken the law or an HR policy, or a basic rule of ettiquite should be addressed, and their faith should have nothing to do with it. A civil society understands that it cannot control people’s thoughts, only their actions. A facist society tries to control both.

  38. Sebastian, I agree with you in theory, I’ve just seen too many people damaged by the so-called “religious’, and as I’ve noticed over many years, the more thumperish they are the more they seem in reality to be the very opposite. I’ve seen it anyway in my own life many times. It’s exhausting tho…I appreciate your sanity AND your trippy sense of humor!

  39. By the way, controling peoples thoughts seems to be one of the very first things the inductors to “Christianity” do to the newly faithful. I saw it happen right before my eyes to my very intelligent sister…her brain got stolen and her eyes went all “starry” as she babbled newly memorized passages… like I said…scary…
    PS…I don’t think Christianity has a monopoly on brainwashing…it seems to be quite common to all religions. Witness the blindly faithful followers who blow themselves up in the name of “Allah” or who believe 72 virgins await them in Heaven. If THAT’S not brainwashing, I don’t know what is!

  40. This is what I thought it was all along. The wandering eyes were hers, not Billy Ray. Hope they can avoid becoming the Lohan family. What a shame that they can’t really live the American values they love to sing about, now can they?

  41. We the people are guilty, for allowing these sad excuse of humanoids to actually live extravagant life styles. DON’T WATCH THEM OR BUY ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH THESE SINFUL CREEPS!
    These are just dumb ass rednecks, my dear people! They contribute ZERO to society as a whole. TWO no talent pigs. Billy Ray is the real deal, it’s a shame he got stuck with this, at best, gas station worker. She put the I in ignorant. A sad self centered ignoramous! AND that fool next to her? What a non talent!

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