DON’T INVITE MORRISSEY TO A BARBECUE
A longtime vegetarian, Morrissey (“The Smiths”) has never been one to mince words and when he started gagging onstage during his performance at Coachella, he declared “I smell burning flesh – and I hope to God it’s human!” He stormed off the stage, flashing contemptuous looks toward the stands frying burgers near the stage. Eventually he returned, only to gag some more. The set was a disappointment, but when he took off his shirt, it was apparent that a vegetarian diet is not necessarily low in calories.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Anonymous
Morrissey’s “vegan-rage” is one of the sure signs of menopause, according to the Today program. Not to mention the bloating! And as 2:56PM pointed out, she is FIFTY now. So it’s all making sense.
Anonymous
TO 2:56 PM: This is off the topic at hand, but I just want to take a moment to say a big ‘Thank You’ for all the important work that you and your group are doing. Thanks to you, our world is a much fresher, more hygienic place to be. Kudos and please keep it up!
Anonymous
I think she looks pretty good, considering.
Douchebags of the world, unite and take over
How many homophobes in da hizzouse? Who is “she”? Is it supposed to be some kind of insult to say that someone is female? Very funny — not!
Morrissey is smarter than you, and he looks better than you will at 50.
Sebastian Stoker
Oh, Anonymous, only for lonely sexually-confused shut-ins, and people trapped in the Manchester sound of the late 80’s.
Morrissey's Mum
^^^ I concur.
Anonymous
@Sebastian: you’re an idiot. Morrissey rules. One of the few original things to happen in music in the last 20 years.
Sebastian Stoker
Morrissey? Really? This guy has the dubious distinction of being one of those acts who, while having made a significant contribution to pop, is still best forgotten. Anyway, his whole persona was the delicate sexually-confused waif, not something a forty-something guy could ever pull off. One word: retirement.
Anonymous
On a positive note, fellow corn-fed gal Simon Cowell now never need feel too embarrassed to remove her blouse in public.
Anonymous
She was bloated, had cramps, and it was 115 degrees in the shade. Then someone started roasting a calf on a spit. You better believe Miss Thing was pissed!
gerard Vandenberg
But a party FOR and BY faggots is always discussible, folks!!
Anonymous
This fat greasy pig needs to lose weight. Hey – let’s all go vegan and look like him!
No thanks – I’m off to get my share of good American beef!
Anonymous
Janet sorry, I just ca’t picture you attending Coachella. ROTFLMAO.
Anonymous
Wow, Morrissey’s exploded!
Anonymous
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
Anonymous
She looks horrible! Could the “burning flesh” have been someone’s thighs rubbing together during her set, hmmm?
Daisy
Don’t worry, I won’t. Or to anything else either. Yuck