DONALD TRUMP'S HIGH OCTANE VODKA
Even Donald Trump doesn’t look too confident about his Trump Super Premum Vodka – maybe because he’s never tasted it. Non-drinker Trump chose an odd product to put his name on – we think a hairspray would have been more appropriate. Guests who attended the Trump vodka party at Le Deux complained that they were charged $20 for valet parking – for a PARTY! All the tables were reserved for celebrities who got photographed on the red carpet and promptly left. “The party was jammed with ordinary people who weren’t allowed to sit at the empty tables or open the Trump vodka bottles on them. The DJ played The Apprentice theme song “Money” when Donald arrived with great fanfare, preceded by security guards clearing the way. Even HE left after ten minutes.”
Sorry Donald, we’re sticking with Jimi Hendrix vodka.
Anonymous
I’ll stick with Sammy Hagar Cabo Wabo Tequila!!
Anonymous
Talk about someone whose 15 minutes are over! What a loser.
Hedda Bopper
Glad his new show is a BOMB.Tacky lil man with a tacky lil —-!……Oh No!
Hedda Bopper
Glad his new show is a BOMB.Tacky lil man with a tacky lil —-!……Oh No!
Hedda Bopper
Glad his new show is a BOMB.Tacky lil man with a tacky lil —-!……Oh No!
Anonymous
He should sell sex cream for men with old balls!
booty call
Donald WON’T take you on a Party Ride. But HE IS RIGHT about ROSIE! What a SWINE PIG she/it is!
Bunny Marley
It’s electric! Boogie Woogie Woogie… He DON’T got tha Boogie….
Miss Kitty
Iceberg Vodka from Canada is the best.. meow 😉
Diana Austin
Hendrix Electric, …sounds like sex.
american_in_holland
What a whore.
Anonymous
What’s next? Toilet paper?
Anonymous
THROW A PARTY AND LEAVE, A
PARTY FOR VODKA AND NO DRINKS
SERVED…IS IT JUST ME, WHY
BOTHER?
Tamika
I’ve actually tried Trumph Vodka and it sucked!!! I’ve also been to a few JImi Hendrix Vodka parties in LA and they were packed w/ celebs and the vodka was fab!! Perhpas Donald should take some cues from JImi on how to attract celebs….. answer: Be Cool
Donald, your not!!!
Anonymous
Hendrix Electric Vodka is already blowing up and I’ve yet to see a single bottle of Trumps vodka anywhere…….. Who would you rather party with JImi…Donald…JImi…Donald…JImi….hmmmmm
Anonymous
Trump has been quoted as saying that he does not drink and does not care for people who do. I guess he put this aside when he found out he could make a few dollars marketing hooch to poor slobs who think he is respectable. Anyone who buys this product is a fool.
Anonymous
trump is not a celeb. he’s white trash who conned people into thinking he’s something worth talking about.
Anonymous
What’s going on? Have you noticed
that a lot of “celebs” are squinting?
spy
Why would anybody attend one of his events? {{{shudder}}}
Anonymous
Trump YOUR VODKA’S FIRED, we would fire you Trump but you are already going bankrupt, so how can we fire you…….hmmm
Jim Morrison
We stopped by Trumphs party and it was lame…Jimi Hendrix Electric Vodka Rocks ……… Did da Donald try and copy the square Hendrix Bottle?
Patrick
Hah Hah!
That’s a party?
Pathetic.
Cousin It!
You’re fired!!