More problems for Donald Trump – his beloved face bronzer was discontinued! According to an insider, Donald has been using the same Clinique Face Bronzer For Men for decades, but the company decided to stop making it. Donald wasn’t about to risk losing his signature orange glow, so he purchased cases of the product and now it’s all in a climate controlled storage facility. Although the company may reintroduce the bronzer with an updated formulation, Donald played it safe and spent thousands to ensure he’d have a lifetime supply of the original product – just in case the new formulation didn’t provide him the same sun-kissed results.
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There is no product made that could improve this loser’s looks. Well, maybe plastic surgery.
How much can he take to prison?
That’s my kind of strategy. Last year I bought a dozen 32 degree t-shirts from Costco just in case.
That loser needs more than bronzer to improve his looks
He’s the definition of disgusting with a small pee pee
It’s good that he bought out the excess Bronzer since he can probably use it on his ass which will be getting a lot of use once he is in prison.
LOCK HIM UP!