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CHELSEA HANDLER AND ANDRE BALAZS’ DAYS WERE NUMBERED, ANYWAY

It’s no surprise that Chelsea Handler and her boyfriend hotel mogul Andre Balazs have gone their separate ways. Andre has a lot in common with George Clooney – he was married once, but prefers being single and socializing with the world’s most attractive women. And like George, he’s charming and generous and is considered a “great catch.” Uma Thurman dated him for a few years before she realized he was not marriage material. Chelsea, 36, dated Andre for almost a year so it was a long run but never had much of a future. We have a feeling they will sneakily get together a few more times before the split is final.

Andre Balazs Chelsea Handler Split
Tuesday, November 8, 2011

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  1. Strom

    Another fame whore jew seems to be prego:

    http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/10/27/tiger-woods-alleged-former-flame-rachel-uchitel-is-pregnant-with-first-child-report-says/

  2. Dawn

    You know I just don’t get the appeal of this person. She was funny when it was simply a 10 minute thing on the internet but then she went and started taking herself too seriously. She would be a great ad about the effects of drinking takes on the human body especially the face because the girl looks to be in her 50’s not her thirties and she looks to be a tough 50 something at that! She is not funny; she is not edgy at all. Another one that the E! (Not so) Entertainment Network has shoved down our throats. I guess the old couch is still bouncing away in Hollywierd. Along the with the Kartrashians, please turn her off!

  3. hell0

    These jewish women do they suck and drink the cock juice, get pumped up the ass and participate in circle jerks by all the producers to get jobs, because I don’t get why they keep giving these ugly old hags jobs?

  4. Denise

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t find her funny or attractive. On the few occasions when I’ve watched her show, I’d wished thought that her assistant Chuey should at least toss her a hair brush.

  5. Strom

    absolutely

  6. chris

    Since when is vulgarity, bullying and mean spiritedness, called comedy. Apparently a team of about 20 writers and alot of “Luck” and you get a show.
    Same goes for Joyless Behar, K.Griffith and Rosie.

  7. Strom

    In this case her value is much less than total of years

  8. kait

    Is their some reason you only posted her age? Must be because that’s the way you judge a woman’s value. Nice.

  9. Strom

    One skanky trash mouth jew she is…he should run away quickly.

  10. cal

    36! Janet I don’t think so. Unless you are talking about Catherine Zeta Jones years!

  11. forrest gump

    ……….WHO, the hell, ARE THEY, folks?

  12. Hillary's Duff

    Another Jewess craving the spotlight. We all know how this marginally talented person got her own show.

  13. Patrick

    Just felt like rolling a hand grenade into the hen party.
    Feeling bitchy today.

  14. Patrick

    My opinion is not just mine Muffy.
    Pretty universal.
    The ones with the talented touch are far and few…and expensive in most cases.

  15. Muffin

    I feel for ya Patty!

  16. Patrick

    Muffy, I’ve never found a correlation to that theory.
    Beautiful or plain most girls never see the situation past themselves and reciprocation is obligatory and lame.
    Thank god for internet porn.
    See Indy. I do believe in god.

  17. Muffin

    I got it!!

    His strategy is that homely women make up for their lack of looks, in the bedroom. Pretty clever for a man in his prime.

  18. anonTWO

    she is unattractive.

  19. chris

    What horrible taste he has in women. Something has gotta be wrong with him.

  20. Tagg

    Andre’s ex-wife is Katy Ford of Ford Models, Inc…she is not what someone polite would call “attractive”. I can see why Andrea is banging hot blondes left and right now…

  21. Bluejay

    When the hostess at his restaurant didn’t know Chelsea was the girlfriend, it was doomed from there.

  22. palermo

    I would never put Chelsea in the list of most attractive women. She looks old and haggard to me and I’m 57.

  23. Muffin

    Ugh, cough, choke!! I would not necessarily put raunchy OLD Chelsea Handler in “world’s most attractive women” category. Uma Thurman isn’t all that great either, but at least she doesn’t have a nasty, dirty mouth like Handler. What man would ever seriously consider dating an arrogant, obnoxious, OLD woman like Handler? Except maybe Tom or Strom!

    PS. 36 my assss! More like 46!!

  24. Say Something Nice

    LOVE that the Amazon popup ad was for “He Just That Not Into You.” No shit! LOL

    But Chelsea’s not looking too rough for 47. She’ll land on her back —er, her feet, again. 🙂