The Big Closet

Illicit Love The Big Closet

TP Patrol

UCLA‘s private cops thought they’d seen everything until they encountered this respected actor on campus. At first they were thrilled when they happened upon the tall, handsome guy who has played a cop on TV and many movies. They all wanted to shake his hand. But eventually they compared notes and realized he had a nasty habit of lurking in the mens rooms. After observing his suspicious behavior they had no choice but to warn the actor they had so admired, to GET OFF CAMPUS and don’t come back.

By Janet / September 29, 2006
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Crimes and Misdemeaners The Big Closet

Seemingly Straight

Recently the LAPD conducted yet another dramatic sweep of public restrooms on the west side where gays congregate. Were THEY surprised when their raid nabbed a very famous actor in the wrong place at the wrong time! Some cops were dumbfounded because many of them are fans of this seemingly straight-arrow guy and he has always supported police work. The cops were almost as embarrassed as HE was. The actor’s PR people worked their magic with the police department and the incident was forgotten – until NEXT time.

By Janet / September 4, 2006
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The Big Closet

Quickie

This popular TV star was foolishly indiscriminate the first season of his hit show. He doesn’t talk about the fact that he’s gay, but then, he doesn’t have to. He was at a party at the Argyle Hotel where he was introduced to a hunky FBI agent who gave him “that look.” One thing led to another, and within an hour his friends noticed he had disappeared. Later they learned the boyish actor had been caught in the mensroom having sex with the FBI guy and hotel security booted them both OUT!

By Janet / August 18, 2006
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The Big Closet

GAGGED

Every gay guy in Hollywood already knows this hunkalicious actor prefers men, but he’s being gagged by his managerial team, and NOT allowed to admit it! He’d LOVE to come out of the closet! He HATES doing those interviews that always focus on his mysterious love life. But he’s a leading man type and there’s too much money riding on his sex appeal to women and macho identity to men! He’s featured on a popular TV series that shoots far from Hollywood. While he’s on location, our hunk openly lives with his boyfriend . Setsiders aren’t inclined to gossip about him because they want to keep the show on the air. They fear a gay star might turn off viewers of both sexes. But it leaves our gorgeous actor feeling miserable and awkward. He’s not enjoying his success.

By Janet / July 17, 2006
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