Stilettos

WHOOPS! SOMEBODY TELL JESSICA SIMPSON THAT STILETTOS DON’T MAKE YOU LOOK THINNER

Jessica Simpson came thisclose to falling on her face while lurching into a New York restaurant. Climbing up the curb in seven inch stilettos can be a challenge and her friends found it amusing. We’re guessing Jessica wears these ridiculous shoes in the daytime because they make her feel taller and thinner. Why doesn’t she wear shoes from her own Jessica Simpson collection of manageable heels? The ones she’s wearing probably cost fifteen times what the ones she designs cost…

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TEVA STILETTOS: FOR HIKING OR THE RED CARPET?


If a pair of Louboutin stilettos and a pair of Teva sport sandals were thrown into a teleporter like the one in Jeff Goldblum’s “The Fly” movie, this is the questionable creation that might come out. Actually the Teva company merged with Grey Ant to introduce these homely high heels for girls who just can’t wear flat shoes – even to do yard work or go hiking. We wonder if Victoria Beckham will be the first celebrity to sport these $330 (black & white or tan) rock climbers. Although we can’t picture her in tweed socks.