Shanna Moakler

CAN THIS 16 YEAR OLD BE SAVED?

This is what happens when your mother was Playboy Playmate of the Month. You’d never guess that social media star Alabama Barker is a high school student by looking at her sexy photos. She’s the daughter of beauty queen and former Playmate Shanna Moakler and musician Travis Barker– and now the step-daughter of Kourtney Kardashian. Even the Kardashians are taken aback by sweet sixteen Alabama’s mature appearance. Alabama frequents the Hollywood club scene, not to mention all night raves. She was named Brand Ambassador for the racy and inexpensive clothing line Pretty Little Things. It seems like in every photo Alabama posts of herself, she’s wearing MORE makeup and LESS clothing. Somebody please talk this girl into going to college!

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A PLAYBOY MODEL AND A ROCKSTAR GET MARRIED

Alabama Barker is only 16, (yes, sweet 16!) but she already looks older than her step-mother Kourtney Kardashian. Her birth mother is beauty queen Shanna Moakler and her father is Travis Barker. To her birth-mother’s annoyance, she’s quite happy with her father’s marriage into the glamorous Kardashian family. Alabama is very attractive like her mother and prone to wearing skimpy clothing and lots of makeup although she’s still in high school. Her Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses that resemble duct tape over her eyes make her look like an escaped kidnap victim, in this photo she is on her way to a Hollywood party at the Nightingale night club in LA. Do the doormen check her I.D.? She LOOKS old enough to drink, but…

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KOURTNEY IS A HIT WITH MOST OF THE BARKERS

Looks like Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker won’t be having trouble blending their families. Kourtney celebrated her 43rd birthday this week and Travis’s daughter Alabama, 16, and his step-daughter Atiana De La Hoya, 23, both posted this affectionate birthday greeting for Kourtney. Alabama is Travis’s daughter with his ex Shanna Moakler, and Atiana is his stepdaughter (her dad is Shanna’s ex-husband boxer Oscar De la Hoya) Both girls seem to enjoy hanging out and shopping with Kourtney. In the photo above all three are wearing that Yeezy Gap jacket that Kanye designed. Unfortunately Shanna Moakler does NOT share her daughters’ affection for Kourtney and calls her “destructive” to her family…

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ALABAMA BARKER: THEY GROW UP FAST IN HOLLYWOOD

Blink-182 musician Travis Barker took a break from romancing Kourtney Kardashian and treated his daughter Alabama and son Landon to dinner at Nobu in Malibu. (At first we thought he was out with another woman, but that blonde is his daughter Alabama – she’s FIFTEEN years old! A sophomore in high school!) We can’t take our eyes off Alabama – she looks so mature for her age! Makeup, nails, eyelashes, cleavage, stilettos – she resembles her mother Shanna Moakler, who was Miss USA and a Playmate of the Month. The Barkers allowed their kids on social media when they were young and Alabama already has quite a following. She’s an aspiring singer and musician- but what happened to her childhood?

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SHANNA MOAKLER: WOULD SHE STILL LOVE TRAVIS BARKER IF HE HAD NO TATTOOS?

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Behold the man that Shanna Moakler calls “the love of her life.” (Would she still love him if he didn’t have those tattoos?) Travis Barker was playing around in the surf in Malibu but he must have been told about his estranged wife Shanna’s yearning for him because they were together -AGAIN- last night at the Roxy.

SHANNA MOAKLER: TOO PAMPERED?

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We have nothing against Shanna Moakler, but something about her does give us the willies. It’s those long fingernails. We hated superlong nails decades ago when Cher wore them, and still find them creepy. Maybe in the distant past, long nails were the symbol of a pampered lady who doesn’t work – literally doesn’t have to lift a finger. Somehow, looking like a person who can’t even push an elevator button doesn’t appeal to us.

THE DATING GAME

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We think we know what provoked Shanna Moakler to punch Paris Hilton in the face at Hyde last night. It’s common knowledge that Paris and Travis were caught smooching In New York – Paris seems to delight in tormenting other women by luring their men. But this was more than a one night stand. Earlier last night Travis took Paris out on a DATE to Matsuhisa for dinner. Just the two of them – very private. It was a real date because he drove her in his Escalade. How Paris ended up at Hyde later we don’t know, but apparently Shanna found out about the DATE and that’s what set her off.

CONSIDERABLE ASSETS

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Travis Barker has become a hot commodity in Hollywood. Now that he and his wife Shanna Moakler have split up, Travis has been living it up at the W Hotel in Westwood and partying around the clock. His Meet the Barkers reality show put the tattooed Blink 182 musician on he map, and there’s much speculation about his finances. Some insiders calculate he’s worth millions now and his divorce could net him another thirty million or more if he gets half his wife’s fortune. He’s become a regular at the after hours club Xenii and when he was there Friday he wasted no time. He picked up a willing girl and left within fifteen minutes – he dumped his friends and was seen hopping into the girl’s car. Tuesday night he and Jermaine Dupri (no Janet Jackson in sight) – held court at Holly’s in Hollywood. The guys ordered at least TEN bottles of expensive champagne and entertained girls at their table all night. It’s fun to be rich and single in Hollywood.