President Obama

PRESIDENT OBAMA CAUSED MADONNA TO DROP HER PRETENTIONS – FOR A MINUTE

It’s not often that Madonna has an adrenaline rush that renders her speechless but meeting President Obama when they were both backstage at the Tonight Show did just that. And what a relief it was to observe Madonna drop all her pretenses of grandeur and giggle like a schoolgirl! She proudly posted an Instagram photo of them together like a delirious teenage fan. But her caption tells it all. She wrote: “A meeting of the Leo’s – A Cosmic Convergence.” She BRAGGED about sharing the same ASTROLOGICAL sign as the Prez, like a VALLEY GIRL!! (Do educated people follow astrology?) And she misspelled “Leo’s” – there is no apostrophe. Madonna loves to impress with infrequently used vocabulary words like “reductive” so she threw in the hardly appropriate “Cosmic Convergence.” But it WAS fun to see Madonna reduced to a groupie girl fan.

GWYNETH PALTROW IS BUTTERING UP PRESIDENT OBAMA

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Chris Martin bought that house in Brentwood across the street from his estranged wife Gwyneth Paltrow just in time. He already hosted her birthday party at his home this week and on Thursday he just has to walk across the street to shake hands with President Obama. Gwyneth is hosting Obama for a Democratic fundraiser at her house on that day, (Guests donate from $1000 to $32,400 to attend.) The traffic on the West side will be horrendous as it always is with a presidential visit, but Chris will have no problem with transportation.

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WHY THE OBAMAS ARE NOT INVITED TO KIM AND KANYE’S WEDDING

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Kim Kardashian was snubbed by President Obama once AGAIN last week at Steven Spielberg’s Ambassador for Humanity gala. Although the President did mingle with a number of A list guests, according to RadarOnline, when Kim reached out for an introduction, she was rebuffed. Keep in mind, although Kim supported the President’s re-election, she was not allowed to do anything in an official capacity. Kim’s support is not something serious candidates want. The President has already labeled Kanye West as a “jackass” twice, so maybe this shouldn’t be such a surprise.

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CHER AND HER MOTHER GEORGIA GIGGLING LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS AFTER MEETING WITH THE PRESIDENT

Seems like everyone has been meeting President Obama over the past few weeks and we were particularly enchanted by the photo that Cher tweeted when she and her mother Georgia greeted the President. Cher had the nerve to tell President Obama that her mother is 86 years old. She beamed with pride when Barack looked at Cher’s attractive mom admiringly and said “Georgia – tell me, what do you eat?” Cher and her mother both look great and they obviously share a penchant for wigs.

LADY GAGA PUT HER MONEY WHERE HER MOUTH IS

She’s been outraged by the suicide of 14 year old Jamie Rodemeyer and eager to press President Obama to end bullying in schools. So Gaga paid $38,500 to attend a small fundraising dinner with him in Silicon Valley at the home of Facebook executives. She wore her HIGHEST 12 inch platform shoes and her hair was piled up 6 inches, so Gaga loomed over everyone, including our 6’1” president. (Too bad no cameras were allowed.) President Obama did not acknowledge Gaga’s obvious presence during his speech, but we bet she gave him an earful before the dinner was over.

ARETHA FRANKLIN TRIED TO MAKE PEACE IN DETROIT

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Aretha Franklin warmed up the disgruntled crowd in Detroit on Labor Day before President Obama took the stage and addressed the labor union there. Aretha looks great and she’s been making more personal appearances than ever despite medical problems she doesn’t talk about. If you love Aretha, we advise you to see her perform soon, because one can predict the future.

TOM HANKS AND RITA WILSON CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THE EVENING TO BEGIN



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Tom Hanks is dolled up like Fred Astaire in a white tie and tails and Rita Wilson put on an evening gown to attend a huge event in London. They were invited to a very exclusive state banquet at Buckingham Palace with 171 celebrities and dignitaries plusPresident Obama and Queen Elizabeth. Certainly this Hollywood couple will add some sparkling conversation to the table. And the Obamas have never looked better!

HEY DONALD TRUMP: PRESIDENT OBAMA DID HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS ON HIS MIND!

President Obama one-upped Donald Trump to the max when he succeeded in destroying Osama Bin Laden. Ironically, the special TV announcements started before the last half hour of Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice on the east coast, so no one knows who got fired. After Trump’s arrogant demand for the president’s birth certificate – this turn of events makes it evident that the president did, indeed, have more important things on his mind!

SCIENTOLOGISTS REJOICE! WILLOW SMITH IS PERFORMING AT THE WHITE HOUSE

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Who better than the preteen pop sensation to whip her hair for the kids at the traditional Easter Egg Roll at the White House on Monday April 25? Willow couldn’t say no – she got a personal invitation from the president! All the Smiths are thrilled – who doesn’t love buddying up with the first family? Even though Will and Jada are closet Scientologists, you can bet the beleaguered group is happy about this news.