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HOW DESPERATE CAN A GIRL BE?

Just when you thought they couldn’t get any worse, one of the Kardashians posts another heavily photoshopped personal pin-up. Kylie Jenner wants you to love her, but says she “couldn’t think of a caption” for this photo. My caption is above, what’s YOURS? Photo: Instagram

Monday, October 24, 2022

WHO’S NUTTIER? BRITNEY OR MADONNA?

Two mega-successful female celebrities have chosen to exhibit their madness on Instagram and there’s no stopping them! Britney Spears started performing on Instagram while her conservancy was still in place. She repeatedly films herself “sexy-dancing,” pushing her skimpy shorts down to show her tattoos, while she repetitiously hurls her arms in all directions, spins in Continue reading “WHO’S NUTTIER? BRITNEY OR MADONNA?”

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

JOCELYN “CATWOMAN” WILDENSTEIN HAS DISCOVERED BEAUTY FILTER

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen socialite Jocelyn “Catwoman” Wildenstein, 82, and her fiancé of five years, fashion designer Lloyd Klein, 55, because they moved to New York- specifically Trump Tower. You might remember that Jocelyn became a billionaire when she divorced her art dealer husband Alec Wildenstein, and she invested heavily in her own Continue reading “JOCELYN “CATWOMAN” WILDENSTEIN HAS DISCOVERED BEAUTY FILTER”

Monday, September 12, 2022

KHLOE KARDASHIAN GOT HER ABS THE EASY WAY

PHOTOSHOP FAIL!! You don’t have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to detect some very amateur photoshopping on Khloe Kardashian’s abs in the photo above. Real abs never looked swirly like this! Somebody should have consulted a muscle magazine before attempting to improve her physique.  Did you know the Kardashian family has a FULL-TIME 9 to 5 Continue reading “KHLOE KARDASHIAN GOT HER ABS THE EASY WAY”

Sunday, July 24, 2022

HOW MUCH OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS REAL?

Who needs plastic surgery or weight control? Certainly not Khloe Kardashian! She has taken photoshopping or filtering (whatever it’s called) to new extremes and we barely recognize her in this photo. Khloe and Madonna should merge their self-improvement expertise and create a business out of this somehow. How many “corrections” can you find in this Continue reading “HOW MUCH OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS REAL?”

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS TO CHANGE HISTORY

This vintage photo of the Kardashians and Jenners appeared on Instagram and we can only IMAGINE how upset Khloe must be – because she wasn’t able to photoshop her face! Everybody looks fresh and natural. It’s only a matter of time before she has the picture removed. Unless, of course, she’s come up with a Continue reading “KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS TO CHANGE HISTORY”

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY?

Khloe Kardashian has waaaaaay too much time on her hands. It appears she is the least productive of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters. She seems to spend her days taking selfies and meticulously photoshopping (or “Facetuning”) every tiny flaw she perceives on herself. No longer satisfied with slimming her jaw and clarifying her skin, she’s also slimming Continue reading “KHLOE KARDASHIAN: LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY?”

Saturday, August 14, 2021

KRIS JENNER – OR A FACSIMILE?

We weren’t surprised to see Kris Jenner promoting some item she’s involved with on Instagram. It’s a Getsafely cleaning product that she claims “smells great and actually works.” What DID surprise us is the extent of photoshopping in the photo! Looks like the Kardashians have become the leading experts in image altering, and it’s getting Continue reading “KRIS JENNER – OR A FACSIMILE?”

Tuesday, August 3, 2021

CHRISTINA AGUILERA REALITY CHECK

Apparently Christina Aguilera has acquired the Kardashian photoshop obsession and the result is this Health magazine cover, posted and ironically captioned by Christina: “Accepting yourself is what beauty is all about” Photo: Instagram

Tuesday, April 13, 2021