ORLANDO BLOOM: LOVE PATS
Orlando Bloom has moved on from superskinny Kate Bosworth to ultra buff Jessica Biel. Kate looks like she can barely carry her handbag while we figure Jessica could bench press Orlando. The playful pair turned up at Hyde Saturday – Orlando wore his usual goofy hat and Jessica was dressed in a short black and white dress and boots. They were on a double date with Orlando’s Elizabethtown costar Kirsten Dunst and a friend of Orlando’s called Charlie. They danced and partied and Orlando couldn’t keep his hands off Jessica. Another clubgoer said “When he wasn’t smooching her or nuzzling her neck, he was patting her round bottom.” Must have felt good for a change.
Nick Nolte, browsing in Malibu shops on an 85 degree day, wearing pants , a hawaiian shirt, bedroom slippers and a brown hooded velour bathrobe, accessorized with a bright orange purse hanging on a string around his neck that contained his credit cards. Nolte carried on a conversation with himself – there was no cellphone visible. He purchased several expensive beach towels…… Jason Lee, looking as scruffy and unshaven as his character Earl, standing in line at Hollywood’s OSH to buy an electic drill…..Orlando Bloom, walking his dog in Runyon Canyon at dusk and yakking on the phone at the same time…. Marriage and a baby hasn’t doused the flames of passion for Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams. Last week they went out on a “date” and shared a cozy booth at Holly’s West. They chatted and laughed nonstop and only had eyes for each other – you’d think they’d just met….