Kevin Federline

HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW

This first breaking story is that conspiracy theory nut job and failed presidential candidate, Robert F. Kennedy Jr had an extramarital affair with a reporter from New York Magazine. We just heard that his wife, Cheryl Hines has had enough and is getting ready to announce her separation from her wacky husband. As my source put it, it was bad enough Cheryl had to defend his crazy vaccine conspiracy theories and his ridiculous presidential campaign, but for her to stand by him through all of that and then to find out he CHEATED on her was the final straw. She’s lawyering up as you read this.

In a sad bit of news this week, celebrity hair extension guru, Priscilla Valles saw her husband Miguel fighting for his life in the ICU after being shot in front of his Bel-Air home in a botched attempted robbery. (the thieves were after his $50,000 gold Rolex) According to my source, Priscilla’s celebrity clients including the Kardashians, Angelina Jolie and Christina Aguilera and they are all chipping in to cover the out of pocket costs at UCLA Hospital where Miguel is facing a long road to recovery. My source estimates the hospital bill alone will reach well into the millions of dollars so whatever insurance doesn’t cover, her celebrity clients will.

Britney Spears made the news when she revealed she would continue to pay her ex husband, Kevin Federline, child support even though their youngest son Jayden turned 18-years-old. Although not legally obligated, Britney decided it was the right thing to do. Here’s what we heard. Britney is secretly planning a musical comeback and although she’s not keen on performing, she’s been working in the studio on some tracks for an upcoming album. Good idea to keep the money flowing now that she’s agreed to continue to support her grown sons.

Kamala Harris made headlines for her continued popularity and strong polling against Donald Trump. We heard that Kamala doesn’t want to jinx anything however, and although she’s not superstitious, she’s still isn’t taking any chances. Designers have been clamoring to dress her for the inauguration – as more and more people believe she will defeat Trump and his extremism – but Kamala has refused to even entertain the idea of meeting with any designers for measurements. (remember couture gowns can take months and months to design, source the fabric, sew and fit) Kamala is telling her people that she won’t even consider the idea of LOOKING at dress sketches until the final vote is counted! (one more reason to like her)

Finally, the biggest news of the week was Sean Diddy Combs’ arrest on federal charges for sex trafficking, among other things. Denied bail and on suicide watch, we just heard that the disgraced rapper is likely to be sent to a mental health hospital and strapped to a bed because he is quickly deteriorating behind bars in the gang ridden jail. My well placed source says that despite his tough guy image, Diddy never expected he would be denied bail and never fathomed he would be locked up, so he’s quickly becoming the definition of a hot mess. He’s likely to be transferred to a mental facility within days, as it seems he’s lost touch with reality and is blabbering incoherently…

BRITNEY SPEARS: IN CHARGE OF HER LIFE AGAIN?

Britney Spears has never looked better. She appears incredibly fresh at the Smurfs premier with her two sons Jayden and Sean Federline. The boys are starting to resemble their father Kevin when he was younger and thinner. They also seem very mischievous and must keep Britney on her toes. It’s nice to see her not looking frazzled.

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BRITNEY’S EX KEVIN FEDERLINE IS HIS OWN WORST ENEMY

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If former dancer Kevin Federline is wondering why he continues to struggle with excess weight, all he has to do is look in his grocery bags. Clearly visible are Cheetos, tortilla chips,, and potato chips, and one can only imagine what’s NOT visible. Britney’s exhusband, who has 5 kids with 3 women, has appeared on Celebrity Fit Club and an Australian weight loss show (where he passed out from the heat.) The way he eats, he’ll have a big future on weight loss shows.

BRITNEY’S EX KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE PROUD FATHER OF FIVE KIDS

Britney Spears’ bloated ex husband Kevin Federline, 33, just became a father for the FIFTH time, and he still has no visible means of support. K-fed’s girlfriend Victoria Prince, 28, had a baby girl named Jordan. The couple share a home in Encino that we assume Britney pays for. K-fed MAY be feeling a pang of conscience – he IS pushing to get himself and Victoria a reality show about their life together, but we suspect the public is less interested in their daily activities than he realizes.

ANOTHER BABY FOR K-FED? NO BIG DEAL

As if Britney Spears didn’t have ENOUGH people to support, there will soon be another open hand, albeit a tiny one. Britney’s dependent exhusband Kevin Federline has just impregnated his third baby mama (girlfriend Victoria Prince) with his fifth child. He has two children with Shar Jackson and two with Britney. Having no visible means of earning money doesn’t stop Kevin from producing offspring because he knows his meal ticket Britney will be supporting all of them. K-fed has proved to be as common as he looks.

THIS TIME BRITNEY SPEARS GOT IT RIGHT

Britney Spears spent some time in the company of her ex-husband Kevin Federline and her present boyfriend Jason Trawick, at her son’s ball game. She had a chance to compare their similarities and differences. Both have a penchant for baseball caps. Kevin is a former dancer who has given up his career and no longer seems interested in working. He’s lost his dancer’s body. Jason is a successful agent and he’s in good shape. No doubt about it, Britney has TRADED UP.

KEVIN FEDERLINE: THE FIVE YEARS THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING

When we came across this photo of Kevin Federline at the Pumpkin Patch we had to remind ourselves that only five years ago, when he was a dancer married to Britney Spears, he looked like the photo on the left. A combination of NOT WORKING and dressing like a twelve year old on the way to soccer practice, has contributed to his less attractive look today.

WHY DOESN’T KEVIN FEDERLINE READ THE LABELS ON HIS CIGARETTES?


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Kevin Federline DID learn something on Celebrity Fit Club. This is the first time he’s been seen reading a food label. Kevin and his girlfriend Victoria Prince stocked up on healthy vegetables and fruit at the supermarket and Kevin checked the calorie count on a prepared salad before he bought it. It’s hard to tell Kevin’s present weight because he’s still wearing those Kevin Smith style giant t- shirts and extra wide shorts. Ironically, he smoked on the way into the market and on the way out.

KEVIN FEDERLINE ISN’T MISSING ANY MEALS

We can’t resist picking on Kevin Federline just a little. He appears to be EATING his way across the country on Britney’s tour. Above, he’s in New York. It’s getting hard to remember way back when Britney considered this guy to be hot looking. Now he’s one of those dudes who buy all their clothes in XXXL and don’t notice when they’re packing on the pounds.