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KANYE WEST’S ANTI-ADIDAS “FANS” ARE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR

It’s no coincidence that Kayne West is being greeted by mobs of “fans” wherever he seems to go during his recent European jaunt – some of them are PAID ACTORS! Kayne is working hard to give the impression that his millions of loyal followers are supporting him in his battle with his former partner, Adidas. The “fans” are chanting “F### Adidas” as they seem to appear wherever Kayne shows up. An inside source has revealed that it’s an orchestrated move on Kayne’s part to stay relevant. From his antisemitic rants to his unhinged behavior, Kayne isn’t nearly as popular or influential as he wants you to believe. THAT’S why his team is hiring these fake fans.

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SHAME, SHAME SHAME, ON STAR MAGAZINE!

There’s honest mistakes, sloppy reporting, and then there’s STAR MAGAZINE! Longtime readers will remember me as the gossip columnist for STAR in its heyday, breaking countless scoops and having fun dishing the Hollywood gossip for years. It’s shameful to see what the once legitimate tabloid has turned into. This cover story was dated August 21 and it is total fiction – implying that Sandra Bullock’s longtime boyfriend Bryan Randall dumped her!  The true story is that heartbroken Sandra LOST her life partner Bryan Randall to ALS on AUGUST 5. STAR had the mindless audacity to put what you see above on their cover for the issue dated AUGUST 21!  Embarrassing! Even if the magazine had already gone to print, common sense would have dictated that they scrap the issue entirely, as opposed to releasing the false and insensitive cover. Sandra deserves better, as do their readers – though we doubt there are many of those left…

IS TORI SPELLING AND DEAN DIVORCE FOR REAL?

Are Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott pretending to divorce just to earn a few bucks? A well connected source feels the entire separation is a publicity stunt in hopes of making money off photos, interviews, and potentially another reality show! Tori has been hustling for money ever since she went from daddy’s little girl to all but left out of Aaron Spelling’s will, and she’s been known for these types of stunts. Dean’s unexpected social media post announcing the split raised more than a few eyebrows in their social circle, and the consensus seems to be the entire thing is a money grabbing ploy. The source goes so far as to predict that even if they DO divorce, Tori and Dean will suddenly reconcile to keep their storyline relevant and generate income.

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LAUREN SANCHEZ IS TAKING NO CHANCES WITH THAT RING

She’s marrying one of the world’s wealthiest men, but the 20 PLUS carat diamond engagement ring Lauren Sanchez is flaunting all over her European summer vacation is FAKE! Although Lauren and her fiancée Jeff Bezos travel with more security than a small nation, she’s smart enough to keep her real ring safely stashed in a vault. Lauren is well aware that even the wealthiest people have been robbed while vacationing in Europe (oil heiress Barbara Davis and Kim Kardashian are just two victims of jewel heists.) According to my source, Lauren had an exact duplicate of her ring created. Not only is she concerned about a jewel heist, but she doesn’t want to risk LOSING the ring in the ocean while she’s jumping off her yacht in the Mediterranean.

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DONALD TRUMP’S FAKE MUGSHOT

Donald Trump had big plans to cash in on his own mugshot before he learned there wouldn’t BE one. He figured his mugshot would inevitably leak and other people would make money with it, so he intended to beat them to the punch. He planned to raise money for his campaign by selling mugshot merchandise immediately – t-shirts, sweats, mugs etc. The unexpected lack of a genuine mugshot didn’t stop him – his campaign store is already selling a fake mugshot t-shirt ($36) with a large assortment of mugshot merchandise to follow. Just as we expected, he’s using the indictment to fundraise…

KID ROCK COULD BE FOOLING US

Kid Rock is gearing up for his Bad Reputation tour starting on April 6 in Indiana and we had to laugh at reporter Roger Friedman’s comments. Friedman claims Kid Rock (real name Robert Ritchie) is a total phony and his new album Bad Reputation is designed to attract beer swilling rednecks, but the singer is not really one himself. He says Kid Rock is no hick – he grew up in a mansion and lives in one now and is all vaxxed and masked. Despite his upbringing, he aligns himself with the gun-toting right wing Ted Nugent, and enjoys fooling his fans. Not sure if Kid Rock knows his tour has been laughingly renamed “The Superspreader Tour…

HEY KIM, DIDJA GET THE HINT YET? KANYE’S TRYING TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS!

Take another look at this photo of Kanye West’s new “girlfriend” Julia Fox in the pink spandex, and you can’t help but notice a striking resemblance to the wife who dumped him that he wants back, Kim Kardashian. Only Julia is ten years younger, of course. (Who hasn’t broken up with a boyfriend only to see him dating a dead ringer for yourself, a short time later?) The manipulative Kanye, who still insists that he’s a genius, recruited Julia to get Kim’s attention because he didn’t like Kim and Pete Davidson getting so much publicity. Kanye dressed Julia up in Balenciaga (Kim’s favorite designer) and he hired a photographer to follow them around and document their relationship. Obvious?

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HOW MUCH OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS REAL?

Who needs plastic surgery or weight control? Certainly not Khloe Kardashian! She has taken photoshopping or filtering (whatever it’s called) to new extremes and we barely recognize her in this photo. Khloe and Madonna should merge their self-improvement expertise and create a business out of this somehow. How many “corrections” can you find in this photo?

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WHAT DID ALEC BALDWIN REALLY KNOW ABOUT HIS WIFE?

Alec Baldwin is outraged about charges that his wife Hilaria has been passing herself off as Spanish, but we wonder if she fooled HIM too! Years ago, when he first started dating her, she was described as a Spanish yoga teacher named Hilaria Thomas and she had a pronounced accent. Neither she nor Alex EVER attempted to correct that information, so it was assumed to be accurate. It turns out she was born Hillary Hayward-Thomas (both parents were American college professors without a drop of Spanish blood) and grew up in Massachusetts. In 2011, her parents retired to Majorca, Spain. Hilaria and Alex have five children- ALL with Spanish names! By all accounts, Hilaria is an exceptional mother and excellent yoga instructor- so her desire to be perceived as Spanish is even more disconcerting! Do her children think they are Spanish? We’ll let Alec figure that out.

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