Cults

SCIENTOLOGY GOING TO COURT: IT’S ABOUT TIME!

SO happy to hear that the “Church” of scientology lost an important court battle that they expected to win. The three women who filed rape charges against That 70’s Show star (and longtime scientologist) Danny Masterson, said they were stalked and harassed by the church after they filed the police report. The girls filed suit against the church, accusing it of surveilling them, hacking into their security systems, filming them, threatening to kill their pets (!), setting fires outside their homes, and posting fake sex ads supposedly from the girls, offering free sex to strangers. The church denied everything and insisted they could handle the problem “internally” citing religious arbitration. They almost got their way, but a panel of judges just decided the cases CAN move forward in a court of law! Hopefully, scientology leaders will be dragged into court!

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WHAT ANGUS T JONES NEEDS IS CULT DEPROGRAMMING

The real tragedy in the Angus T Jones story is not the fact that he bad-mouthed his own TV series, but the fact that the 19 year old actor has been brainwashed into a cult. His parents’ divorce seems to have devastated the kid and he has no close ties to his family now. It’s when young people like him (especially wealthy ones) are adrift and ”lost” that cults like Scientology or “Forerunner Chronicles” step in and offer a solution. That video was a sad example of what they have done with his malleable mind. Hopefully “Two and a Half Men” producers can see what’s happening and NOT take it out on Jones by firing him. And hopefully there is a cult interventionist waiting in the wings…

KABBALAH CELEBRITIES: TO THINK SANDRA BERNHARD STARTED IT ALL

The IRS is deep in their investigation of the Kabbalah Center, which calls itself a non-profit organization and doesn’t file a tax return. The investigation started when the cult’s chief financial officer uncovered income tax fraud. Millions of dollars in donations have been made and where the money went is the big question. We didn’t realize that Sandra Bernhard was the first celebrity to get involved in Kabbalah and she pulled in many famous friends like Roseanne Barr and Madonna. Other celebrities attracted to Kabbalah include Elizabeth Taylor, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Gentiles Paris Hilton Britney Spears, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Celebrities accelerated Kabbalah’s financial growth. None of the celebrities remaining in the fold have commented on the IRS scandal. Madonna remains loyal even though the Malawi orphanage she planned with Kabbalah leaders never came to fruition and the money disappeared. We just hope this IRS investigation leads to the taxation of wealthy groups like Kabbalah or Scientology – or even better, ALL religions.

PAUL HAGGIS IS GETTING FEEDBACK AFTER QUITTING SCIENTOLOGY

And so it begins….Paul Haggis says he has been getting lots of emails after that recent New Yorker Scientology expose in which he talked about quitting Scientology after decades as a member of the cult. He expected a strong reaction. He says many communications are supportive, but others “break his heart” or make him “very angry.” So far, no serious threats. He has no regrets about leaving Scientology (which he now calls a cult) so publicly – he couldn’t tolerate their gay-bashing and mistreatment of members.

KIRSTIE ALLEY DOESN’T NEED SHOES TO SUPPORT SCIENTOLOGY

Kirstie Alley showed up BAREFOOT for some reason, to the Monte Carlo Benefit held at her Scientology friend Nancy Cartwright’s house in Northridge. Nancy, who happens to be the voice of Bart Simpson, is an avid Scientologist who not long ago donated TEN MILLION DOLLARS to the cult specifically to fund Scientology’s “war on suppressive people.” (That is, people like us, who criticize Scientology.) So far they have not WON the war. The proceeds from the Monte Carlo benefit are donated PAL (the Police Activities League – yes the police happily accept donations from Scientology. Buttering up the cops is always smart!) PAL is opening a Youth Center in Northridge where kids can play sports and be brainwashed by Scientologists. Parents beware!

LOURDES IS STILL OBEDIENTLY FOLLOWING MADONNA TO KABBALAH

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Lourdes Ciccone Leon continues to express herself with fashion while being careful not to irritate her mother. Especially when they go to Kabbalah together. Lourdes slyly sported punk style holes in her striped tights – it’s not easy to rebel when your mother is Madonna. We wonder if Lourdes will ever get TIRED of going to Kabbalah.

PETA WEEPS FOR MILK COWS

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Surely, celebrities like Pamela Anderson, Pink, and Alicia Silverstone who shill for PETA, MUST be having second thoughts about their allegiance to the cultish group after their latest absurd announcement. PETA suggested to Ben & Jerry ice cream makers that they use nursing mother’s milk instead of cow milk to make their ice cream. “It would reduce suffering of cows and give ice cream lovers a healthier product.” So said Tracy Reiman, Executive Vice President of PETA. Keep in mind YOUR donations are paying high salaries to PETA executives like HER. Meanwhile, abused and homeless dogs and cats languish in pounds across the country.

TOM CRUISE TAKE NOTE: MADONNA HIT A HOME RUN FOR KABBALAH

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We’re fascinated by Cynthia Rodriguez’s choice of words when she accused Madonna of destroying her marriage to baseballer Alex Rodriguez. She never used the words affair or cheating. She did use the term “marital misconduct” which her lawyer describes as “an affair of the heart.” We’re thinking Madonna didn’t fool around with Alex at all – what she did was WORSE. She seduced or “recruited” him into her Kabbalah cult. And Madonna’s Kabbalah pal Guy Oseary helped her bring Alex into the “fold.” Alex is quite a catch for the group. Cynthia did play up the fact that she is Greek orthodox and apparently wants to keep her distance from Kabbalah. Madonna didn’t capture Alex’s HEART, she BRAINWASHED him! Cynthia had better get her money out of that marriage before the Kabbalahs get it.

MADONNA'S KABBALAH WATER NAUSEATES ART CROWD

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It’s a Kabbalah scandal! World of Wonder’s recent Madonna themed art show at their storefront gallery on Hollywood Boulevard was a big success BUT there were after-effects. As a tribute to Madonna, Kabbalah water was served to the art crowd. At five dollars per small bottle, it was quite an investment for the gallery. (The water is rumored to come from a Canadian bottling company that also provides familiar cheaper brands) Imagine the gallery’s SHOCK when partygoers complained for days after that the water sickened them. The pricey bottles were examined and found to be way PAST their expiration date! WOW is demanding a refund. Will they get it?

MADONNA BRINGS TOGETHER KABBALAH AND SCIENTOLOGY FOR A "GOOD CAUSE"

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Madonna and her daughter Lourdes,11, DO look great at her “Raising Malawi” Kabbalah charity event in New York. It’s noteworthy how cultmembers seem to support other cults, even when the tickets cost around $2000. Scientologists Tom and Katie Cruise were there along with Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony and Tom’s friend Brooke Shields. Kabbalists Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher and Gwyneth Paltrow mingled with everyone. Were there red string bracelets in the goody bags?