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MELANIA TRUMP IS QUITE THE DEAL MAKER

We were first to report that Melania Trump was renegotiating her big fat prenup with Donald, and now we will be the first to tell you she plans on joining him on the campaign trial – for a PRICE! Melania has been missing in action while Donald zigzags across the country campaigning for his old job back. According to our well placed insider, Donald feels Melania’s absence is hurting his campaign, especially with female voters, so they’ve hammered out a deal. Melania will pocket $100,000 each and every time she appears by his side at a campaign event. Think about it:  if there are three events in one day, she takes home $300,000!

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WILL MARLA MAPLES CAMPAIGN FOR HER EX DONALD?

Now that Ron DeSantis is running for President, his pretty wife Casey is actively campaigning  for him – and his biggest rival, Donald Trump, has NOTICED.  According to my source, Donald attempted to  strong-arm his wife Melania into taking a more active role in his campaign, but she refused. Now he’s turned to his former wife Marla Maples to fill in. The last time around, Donald relied on his glamorous daughter Ivanka to be his surrogate on the campaign trail, but she wants nothing to do with this campaign so he wants another pretty woman to fill-in. Donald is now begging former beauty queen Marla to join him on the campaign trail. He thinks she will connect with female voters and can be portrayed as his biggest supporter even though their marriage ended in divorce. It might happen – IF his offer to her is good enough!

 

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Marla Maples and daughter Tiffany Trump

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ROBERT F KENNEDY JR IS GETTING IN SHAPE TO BE PRESIDENT

Unlikely presidential candidate and vaccine denier, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hopes his ripped body will win over female voters. No kidding! As misogynistic as it sounds, a source reveals that RFK Jr.’s political strategy includes showing off his tanned and muscular physique as often as possible -and then comparing himself to octogenarian Joe Biden. He kicked off his new “sexy campaign strategy” on Twitter this week, posting a shirtless video doing push-ups and remarking how he’s getting in shape to debate the president (even though no debates are planned.) My source insists this isn’t a joke and we should plan to see more shirtless shots all throughout the campaign. We are torn between being amused by his strategy or insulted…

Photo; RFK Jr (on right) and his trainer

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CAN DONALD TRUMP COAX HIS EX-WIFE INTO CAMPAIGNING FOR HIM?

Don’t think for a moment that Donald Trump hasn’t NOTICED that his presidential rival, Ron DeSantis, has his pretty wife Casey stumping the campaign trails for him. According to my inside source, Donald was strong-arming his wife Melania to take a more active role in HIS campaign. Since she refused, he’s turned to his former wife Marla Maples to fill in. The last time around, Donald relied on his glamorous daughter Ivanka to be his surrogate on the campaign trail, but she wants nothing to do with this campaign so he wants another pretty woman to fill in. Donald is now begging former beauty queen Marla to join him on his campaign. Sounds weird, but he thinks she will connect with female voters and can be portrayed as his biggest supporter even though their marriage ended in divorce. It may happen, IF his offer to her is good enough!

 

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA  Ron DeSantis and wife Casey

 

 

 

 

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