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CARDI B : THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT

The singer with the five inch nails, Cardi B, just confessed that she had 95% of her butt biopolymers (fillers) removed last summer. (She has admitted to having butt and breast enhancement). She went on to advise girls – especially skinny teens like she was- NOT to get butt implants. Apparently she thinks it did Continue reading “CARDI B : THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT”

Thursday, December 8, 2022

MADONNA’S REAR END HAS A LIFE OF IT’S OWN

Perhaps inspired by the butt-obsessed MTV music awards, Madonna posted some new and heavily filtered photos of herself in pink hair and fishnet hose, situated in a black, very masculine bathroom. We think she should have looked a LITTLE closer at the photo of herself sprawled next to the black toilet. Something is very weird Continue reading “MADONNA’S REAR END HAS A LIFE OF IT’S OWN”

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

IGGY AZALEA DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP

We continue to be perplexed by women who feel more desirable with butt implants. Australian rapper Iggy Azalea has even surpassed Kardashian butt-size standards and still insists she has never had implants. She DOES however, admit that she’s had her nose and breasts done. So many unanswered questions. Has this woman ever really looked in Continue reading “IGGY AZALEA DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP”

Monday, July 11, 2022

BLAC CHYNA: SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOULDN’T WEAR SPANDEX

Blac Chyna, 29, was not able to acquire the Kardashian name so apparently she decided to out-do them all in the butt department. Today she went shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue (with her new boyfriend) wearing spandex shorts. Can you imagine what the salesladies in Saks were thinking? We assume Rob Kardashian was at home Continue reading “BLAC CHYNA: SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOULDN’T WEAR SPANDEX”

Sunday, July 30, 2017

WOW! KAT VON D HAS A KARDASHIAN BUTT!

Behind out backs, tattoo artist Kat Von D, 34, appears to have been cultivating a Kardashian style rear end! It became quite evident when Kat was seen shopping in West Hollywood in a skin tight red outfit. Besides her work at High Voltage Tattoo, the former star of L.A. Ink has become a makeup tycoon Continue reading “WOW! KAT VON D HAS A KARDASHIAN BUTT!”

Saturday, November 12, 2016

STELLA MCCARTNEY FLAUNTS A KARDASHIAN INSPIRED FROCK

Judging by this photo, Stella McCartney has quite a sense of humor. She turned up at the London premier of Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie and is pictured here with Kate Moss. Stella’s dress has this enormous bump in the back – almost like a huge bustle, and we wonder what happens when she sits down! Continue reading “STELLA MCCARTNEY FLAUNTS A KARDASHIAN INSPIRED FROCK”

Thursday, June 30, 2016

HOW DOES NICKI MINAJ FIT HER BUTT INTO A THEATER SEAT?

We simply cannot believe the back view of Nicki Minaj’s VMA gown. Everything she wears that is not spandex must be custom made because her bottom is so gigantic. Certainly her outrageous shape is a challenge to designers and Nicki must be uncomfortable squeezing herself into an ordinary theater seat. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Monday, August 31, 2015

KIM KARDASHIAN AT BARNEYS: THE DOWNSIDE OF HAVING A BIG BACKSIDE

Kim Kardashian looks irked leaving Barneys with a friend, because she couldn’t find anything in the store that would fit over her rear end. That’s the drawback of having a huge bottom – you can’t buy clothes off the rack. Especially at a high end store. We bet that salespeople are worried when Kim takes Continue reading “KIM KARDASHIAN AT BARNEYS: THE DOWNSIDE OF HAVING A BIG BACKSIDE”

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

KHLOE AIMS TO BE THE KARDASHIAN BOMBSHELL

Khloe has always felt like the least attractive Kardashian sister and now she’s determined to turn herself into a bombshell. Her competition is stiff because the other girls have all made names for themselves for various reasons. Khloe intends to stand out as the only blonde, so she bleached her hair and extensions. Her frequent Continue reading “KHLOE AIMS TO BE THE KARDASHIAN BOMBSHELL”

Sunday, May 31, 2015

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHITE PANTS ARE NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND!

Khloe Kardashian seems to be wearing white tuxedo pants with a satin stripe and a sheer blouse. A jacket might have disguised a multitude of sins. Her pants look tight enough to split any minute so a jacket would have been a safety factor also. White pants are a gamble on anyone over 120 pounds, Continue reading “KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHITE PANTS ARE NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND!”

Wednesday, February 11, 2015