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KANYE WEST “CHURCH” SERVICES BUSTED BY COPS!

Looks like some of Kanye West’s Calabasas neighbors aren’t crazy about gospel music, because they called the cops Sunday, complaining that it was too LOUD! Kanye’s invitation only “church” services are held outdoors and a very large choir accompanies the musicians. Maybe the choir just got TOO BIG, but when police arrived to ask them to turn down the volume, the celebrities couldn’t get away fast enough – Chris Rock and his daughters, Courtney Love, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, Rick Rubin etc scooted to their cars. Do you suppose they pass a collection plate around during these services?

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BROOKLYN BECKHAM BUSTED WITH AN OLDER WOMAN!

Brooklyn Beckham,16, was SO busted by paparazzi as he tried to sneak out the back door of the popular nightspot Chiltern Firehouse in London. He almost tripped, leaping into his Land Rover. He had just enjoyed a cozy dinner with actress Chloe Moretz, 18, (The 5th Wave) and didn’t want to be photographed with her. She walked out looking quite composed, a moment later. Recently Brooklyn informed his dad that he doesn’t want to be a pro soccer player – he’s not comfortable being observed and compared to his famous father. He looks like he might become quite a playboy, however.

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IT'S TIME FOR HEATHER LOCKLEAR TO FACE THE MUSIC

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Maybe Heather Locklear’s arrest for driving under the influence will finally make her aware of her own state of denial. According to acquaintances, Heather has been abusing prescription painkillers every day for around 20 years. Specifically vicodin. This kind of long term pill popping can easily lead to kidney damage and the need for dialysis. One of her exboyfriends is hooked on the same pills so they had a great time while it lasted. Obviously, Heather’s recent aborted attempt at rehab where she claimed it was for “depression,” didn’t help at all. It makes one rethink the possible causes for her divorce from Richie Sambora. Heather is well liked in Hollywood and everyone hopes she’ll finally get a grip on this problem.

FARRAH FAWCETT LOOKS BETTER IN SPITE OF THE COMPANY SHE KEEPS

We haven’t seen Farrah Fawcett in awhile and we’re happy to observe in these photos that she’s looking good. These were taken at Ryan O’Neal’s Malibu house the day after he and Redmond were arrested for drug possession. It has been speculated that Farrah was staying at the house when the arrest occurred. If so, it is an odd place to recuperate from cancer.