BRITTANY MURPHY AND HER TEDDY BEAR HUSBAND
Two years later, Brittany Murphy’s unexpected marriage to screenwriter Simon Monjack is still going strong. Considering the fact that Brittany, 32, dated Ashton Kutcher before she hooked up with Simon, he IS an odd choice. We’re guessing Brittany is the breadwinner here since the last project Simon seems to have worked on was the not-so successful “Factory Girl.”
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
L'il Off Broadway
This is one dude I would not take a bath or shower with. Yuck, what a turn-off.
nursie
I just can’t imagine doing it with a fattie though. Yuck
Julianne
Opposites attract, you know?
Dragonfly
It doesnt matter what he looks like, this guy is shady in the worst ways. I dont know how he duped her into marrying him. Like an earlier post said, he must have serious dirt on her like murder. He is a no good.
dee cee
She’s singing; The Shoop Shoop Song
Does he love me?
I wanna know!
How can I tell if he loves me so?
(Is it in his eyes?)
Oh no! You need to see!
(Is it in his size?)
Oh no! You make believe!
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
Its in his kiss!
(That’s where it is!)
(Oh yeah! Or is it in his face?)
no girls! It’s just his charms!
(In his warm embrace?)
no girls! That’s just his arms!
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It’s in his kiss!
(That’s where it is!)
yeah!! Its in his kiss!
(That’s where it is!)
Oh, oh, oh, honey !
Squeeze him tight!
Find out what you wanna know!
promise love, and if it really is,
It’s there in his kiss!
(How ’bout the way he acts?)
no no no! That’s not the way!
You’re not listenin’ to all I’m sayin’!
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It’s in his kiss!
(That’s where it is!)
Oh, yeah! Its in his kiss!
(That’s where it is!)
Oh, oh, oh, hold him !
Squeeze him tight!
Find out what you wanna know!
promise love, and if it really is,
well It’s there in his kiss!
(How ’bout the way he acts?)
no no no! That’s not the way!
You’re not listenin’ to all I’m sayin’!
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It’s in his kiss!
(That’s where it is!)
Oh, yeah ! Its in his kiss!
(That’s where it is!)
mmmm ! Its in his kiss!
(that’s where it is)
mmmm is in his kiss
Mary-Claire
Silly superficial people. Don’t you know that outer appearance is only the wrapping the real person comes in? This just may be the best guy for her anywhere. If you judge a person on looks alone, you are one shallow heartless zero.Grow up, get some depth, and open your eyes to REAL PEOPLE all around you, instead of judging by unrealistic Hollywood standards. Sheesh!
pusssykatt
Whatever dirt he has on her must be mind-blowing…like murder!!! No wonder she has a major drug problem.
captain america
he just wanna say: I’d LIKE TO FUCK THE DOG….
……………………..and even you!!!!
biscuit
Why oh why do they all wear mile-high hooker heels?
Bettye Bluejay
She dated Ashton Kucher? That must be really old history/times. What, going back 10 years? The husband ain’t so bad, not qualified for biggest loser.
Kaly
So..looks are all that matters?? Maybe he’s a really good guy that treats her with love and respect. I’d take that anyday over a guy that’s nothing but looks. Looks are good, but with some people.. that’s where it stops.. all looks no substance..trophies if you will. If they love each other.. that’s what counts.
Reta
GAWD! That is one ugly man! Balding AND fat, who could ask for more? And as skinny as she is, let’s hope they make a habit of having sex with HER on top, otherwise the results could be dangerous. Maybe something is wrong with her mentally…? Or she has a problem with her vision? Just sayin…cause there’s no way I’d hit THAT!!!
Pearly*
He probably makes a fortune doing re-writes for the Studio’s.
Either that or Modeling.