BRAD PITT AND JENNIFER ANISTON JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS – NOTHING MORE!

So nice to hear that Brad Pitt, 55, turned up at Jennifer Aniston’s 50th birthday party at the Sunset Tower hotel last night – just don’t jump to any conclusions! Neither Brad nor Jen are interested in reigniting any kind of romance – they’re both older and wiser and see no reason NOT to be friends. Remember, it was Jennifer who ended the marriage – because they just weren’t all that compatible – she liked to go out and socialize, and Brad preferred to lounge at home and smoke weed. (Sounds kinda similar to Angelina’s complaints) And remember, Brad and Jen still share a lot of the same friends, so it’s easier for everyone if they don’t have to choose sides… Evidently the birthday party was a success!

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6 thoughts on “BRAD PITT AND JENNIFER ANISTON JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS – NOTHING MORE!

  1. What? She thought they were incompatible? Ummm…yeah. He wanted to screw Angie and she didn’t want him too.

  2. Brad looks WONDERFUL in this picture!

    And, at the risk of being banished for going off topic, we just wanted to comment on the news from lawyers for the National Enquirer, that the leaker of the private texts between Bezos and Lauren is “a party known to them both.”

    Quite so–and our feeling has always been that it was Lauren herself–or a BFF acting at her instructions who leaked, because Lauren wanted to push her affair with Bozo to the next level.

    Mission accomplished, but for how long? We suspect that this proven loose cannon is soon to be outed as a shady dealer–a betrayer–as well.

    Off to make popcorn! 😀

  3. UPDATE: Turns out it’s Lauren’s brother–who we are certain was acting at her behest.

    Poor Lauren got impatient just being “the girlfriend”–she wanted to skip ahead to the next wedding, after handily imploding two marriages first.

    If the brother takes the fall for her, we can assume that he’ll be compensated by the grateful new Mrs. Bozo.

  4. DYING to find out who sold the info to Enquirer – I doubt it’s the brother – who wouldn’t want the world’s richest man in the family? I suspect it will turn out to be a friend of Lauren who envied her and, most important, needed the money…

  5. Lauren absolutely intended to leak all those texts, Jeff sent the texts to Lauren and Lauren shared them with people they were never intended to be shared with. She’s a thirsty old broad, and not worthy of someone with such a legacy, she is trash and now everyone knows it. Jeff dodged a bullet.

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