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BRAD AND ANGELINA: THE CLOSER YOU GET, THE BETTER THEY LOOK

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It’s clear that Brad and Angelina are ready for their close-up. They made a flawless appearance at his “Inglourious Bastards” premier in Cannes and this candid photo is so idealistic it looks like it would make an excellent postage stamp.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

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  1. heather

    He is starting to look like Clark Gable! There must be something cool he could do with that likeness. a bio-pic, a remake, something!

  2. Bu

    She had a face peel that’s why her face is so shiny.

  3. Bambi

    Tarantino is one of the most unusual looking man in GollyWeird, and not very handsome at all.

  4. Tarantino, You should have just blown Harvey instead.

    Ugh. Brad’s new movie, “INGLORIOUS WHOGIVESAFACK,” sounds awful.

  5. Anonymous

    SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES MELTING…..

  6. Anonymous

    She has many kids because she knows that’s what Brad wanted and it’s the only way she can tie him down.

  7. Anonymous

    That’s not Angelina, it’s her wax statue from Madame Tussaud’s.

  8. MamaSan

    The big questions is WHY does she feel the need to adopt so many and give birth too. If an expert shrink could somehow get inside her head and encapsulate her weirdness, thusly: French-kissing her brother, wearing Billy bob’s blood in a vial around her neck, having several lesbian affairs, still in love with first husband, jonnylee miller,(she said so), flying a plane when she was 6 months preggers, the need to make even more movies, once said she was a free spirit and wanted to go to bed with as many men as possible, lied and said she didn’t go after Brad until after divorce…..all these and more….THEN maybe somehow all her weird actions would tell a shrink WHY she feels the need to have so many kids…Brad has a tiger by the tail and I think he is basically afraid of her.

  9. jillie

    They have many many nannies to take care of the six kids. Being in the spotlight for them is NUMERO UNO, don’t be fooled about their blabbing about the kids being put first.

  10. Bambi

    I can’t stand these 4 either, and my list would include Vince Vaughn and J-Lo.

  11. Anonymous

    will smith..cruise…brad pitt and jolie are all off my list. I will never watch anything they’re in or connected with.

  12. Anonymous

    Only you would deliberatly insult and show messed-up version of the original normal picture Janet.

  13. Anonymous

    SO JANET…IF THEY LOOK SOOOO VERY GREAT, HOW COME
    YOUR PHOTO MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE ROLLED AROUND IN
    VASELINE PETROLEUM JELLY BEFORE WALKING THE RED
    CARPET ? I KNOW THEY’RE KINKY BUT THIS IS WEIRD EVEN
    FOR THEM…

  14. Anonymous

    The movie is getting bad reviews. I’m not sure why this picture is considered so great. What’s on her face?

  15. pig

    Looking at the trailer on YouTube of “Inglourious Basterds” evokes many belly laughs….so phony, and truly rotten acting by our pretty boy Brad.

  16. Badder than bad

    To look at this picture absolutely does not bother Jennifer Aniston….she is not jealous….repeat 100 times. After all, Jen would rather be on the constant lookout for her perfect soulmate. BTW, 10 to 1 bet that Brad and Angie have already cheated on each other.

  17. Priscilla

    The closer you get, the better they look??????
    Somebody’d better check their cateracts!!!

  18. Anonymous

    She’s a snake and he has no backbone. They’re actors people – they make their living by pretending. No photo op will change their story.
    Losers they are. Funny what happens when you break up a marriage….

  19. Moshe

    Isn’t it rumored that she is still eating pussy on the side,Brad is a no ask, no tell hubby.

  20. Dieter

    Janet for the second time you have gotten the name of Quentin Tarantino’s film wrong, it is called “Inglourious Basterds” How about getting it right?

  21. gerard Vandenberg

    But don’t come too close.
    THOSE HOLLYWOOD-LOSERS MUST STILL FEEL THEMSELVES SOME SORT OF IMPORTANT, folks!!

  22. Anonymous

    What’s all that white crap on her face in this photo?

  23. Anonymous

    Okay is SHE PREGNANT?????????

  24. Anonymous

    Okay is SHE PREGNANT?????????

  25. Anonymous

    how long until she gets sick of playing house and dumps him

  26. team jen

    they look like wax figures. shiny, plastic people

  27. Anonymous

    They remind me of Annette Benning and Warren Beatty in the excellent “BUGSY.” To see those two together, and Angelina and Brad, is to really understand the meaning of the words “Movie Star.”