This frantic actress has been battling her weight, but that’s not the only problem she has. Recently she screeched in her sportscar up to an all night Hollywood drugstore in search of a bottle of Absolut Vodka. She and her mannish girlfriend coaxed the clerk into selling it even though it was close to 2 AM. The clerk handed her the bottle and she grabbed it and took a gulp “I really needed that!” The actress generously handed the guy $50 and also tossed him a joint and a pill she described as a “muscle relaxer.” Hint: It’s NOT Lindsay!
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Lindsay Lohan
Mannish Girlfriend should tell all!
need we say more?
lindsey lohan
Definately “linsanity lolhan”
Sounds like Lohan except for the weight problem. I don’t remember Lohan being anything but thin. Who else could this be?
It’s been reported on in several other websites.
Next blind item please.
Queen Latifah???
The “Queen” would never give such a tip. But she does have a very mannish girlfriend and is obese.
I agree that that is a Lohan move. If they’re talking about her “weight” issues, as in, her eating disorder.
Kirstie Alley
“Mannish Girlfriend” already IS telling all!!
Gotta be Lindsay Lohan. ‘Frantic actress’ and ‘Mannish girlfriend’ gave it away.
janeane garafalo?
“Frantic” is a clue everybody. Anyone know what that refers to? Please write, and do tell!
Janet says it’s NOT Lindsay people!!! Wake up!
Queen Latifah?
No, the Queen is not frantic.
Drew Barrymore?
Michelle Rodriguez??
It has to be michelle.
“frantic” and “screeched in her sportscar”
maybe acting a little FAST AND FURIOUS….
Lateefah?? come on now when has she EVER battled weight??
I’m going with Kirstie Alley.
Michelle has a huge appetite for Pussy.
It is the red haired actress from sex in the city. Definitely mannish girlfriend, and her weight has gone up and down, and is skinny now.
Could it be Tara Reid?
I think we need more hints,Jan!
Cynthia Nixon and her partner live in New York. Doesn’t sound like her.
I was thinking … Renee Zellwegger. She is always up and down with her weight. And isn’t she gay? That whole marriage to Kenny Chesney was a publicist’s dream, right?
Kirstie Alley
Frantic = Desperate
Not Kirstie Alley–too much weight on the axle to go “screeching” around in a sports car.
cmon too easy Lindsey Lohan
Janet, there are a lot of brainless idiots who can’t read that it’s not Lohan. Maybe you have to go audio.
Obviously it is Porcha and Ellen…Ellen is the very mannish one.
oh THAT is a good one.
definitely porcha di rossi!!
angelina jolie
Michelle Rodriguez
Yeah, I was thinking Ellen & Portia, too. lol.
Michelle Rodriguez….
Maybe Anna Nicole didn’t really pass on…lol
Bea Arthur
Joyce Dewitt?
I think it might be Amy Winehouse! She’s a loose lady with drinking problems i hope she can solve. Smoking pot? not for sure!
Amy is absolutely manish looking.
Good chance it is Paula Abdul.
Emmanuelle Seigner??
Betty Buckley was in the movie Frantic with Harrison Ford and she is gay.
Jeanine Garafalo
Janet,please post a new one!!!
Geez time for a new Who dun it. don’t ya think..
Cynthia Nixon?