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Janet Charlton's HOLLYWOOD

This frantic actress has been battling her weight, but that’s not the only problem she has. Recently she screeched in her sportscar up to an all night Hollywood drugstore in search of a bottle of Absolut Vodka. She and her mannish girlfriend coaxed the clerk into selling it even though it was close to 2 AM. The clerk handed her the bottle and she grabbed it and took a gulp “I really needed that!” The actress generously handed the guy $50 and also tossed him a joint and a pill she described as a “muscle relaxer.” Hint: It’s NOT Lindsay!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

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  1. Anonymous

    Cynthia Nixon?

  2. Stormyone

    Geez time for a new Who dun it. don’t ya think..

  3. charlotte

    Janet,please post a new one!!!

  4. Anonymous

    Jeanine Garafalo

  5. Anonymous

    Betty Buckley was in the movie Frantic with Harrison Ford and she is gay.

  6. Anonymous

    Emmanuelle Seigner??

  7. Strom

    Good chance it is Paula Abdul.

  8. B Bobby

    Amy is absolutely manish looking.

  9. Anonymous

    I think it might be Amy Winehouse! She’s a loose lady with drinking problems i hope she can solve. Smoking pot? not for sure!

  10. Uolla Gabor

    Joyce Dewitt?

  11. Bev

    Bea Arthur

  12. Larlou

    Maybe Anna Nicole didn’t really pass on…lol

  13. JDR

    Michelle Rodriguez….

  14. Anonymous

    Yeah, I was thinking Ellen & Portia, too. lol.

  15. Anonymous

    Michelle Rodriguez

  16. Anonymous

    angelina jolie

  17. Anonymous

    oh THAT is a good one.
    definitely porcha di rossi!!

  18. Moshe

    Obviously it is Porcha and Ellen…Ellen is the very mannish one.

  19. Anonymous

    Janet, there are a lot of brainless idiots who can’t read that it’s not Lohan. Maybe you have to go audio.

  20. Jennifer

    cmon too easy Lindsey Lohan

  21. Anonymous

    Not Kirstie Alley–too much weight on the axle to go “screeching” around in a sports car.

  22. Anonymous

    Frantic = Desperate

  23. midwestma

    Kirstie Alley

  24. Anonymous

    Cynthia Nixon and her partner live in New York. Doesn’t sound like her.
    I was thinking … Renee Zellwegger. She is always up and down with her weight. And isn’t she gay? That whole marriage to Kenny Chesney was a publicist’s dream, right?

  25. Anonymous

    Could it be Tara Reid?
    I think we need more hints,Jan!

  26. anonymous

    It is the red haired actress from sex in the city. Definitely mannish girlfriend, and her weight has gone up and down, and is skinny now.

  27. B Bobby

    Michelle has a huge appetite for Pussy.

  28. Anonymous

    I’m going with Kirstie Alley.

  29. Anonymous

    Lateefah?? come on now when has she EVER battled weight??

  30. Anonymous

    It has to be michelle.
    “frantic” and “screeched in her sportscar”
    maybe acting a little FAST AND FURIOUS….

  31. Anonymous

    Michelle Rodriguez??

  32. Anonymous

    Drew Barrymore?

  33. Anonymous

    No, the Queen is not frantic.

  34. Rachael Williams

    Queen Latifah?

  35. CT

    Janet says it’s NOT Lindsay people!!! Wake up!

  36. Anonymous

    “Frantic” is a clue everybody. Anyone know what that refers to? Please write, and do tell!

  37. Anonymous

    janeane garafalo?

  38. Anonymous

    Gotta be Lindsay Lohan. ‘Frantic actress’ and ‘Mannish girlfriend’ gave it away.

  39. Anonymous

    “Mannish Girlfriend” already IS telling all!!

  40. Anonymous

    Kirstie Alley

  41. Anonymous

    I agree that that is a Lohan move. If they’re talking about her “weight” issues, as in, her eating disorder.

  42. B. Bobby

    The “Queen” would never give such a tip. But she does have a very mannish girlfriend and is obese.

  43. Cheryl

    Queen Latifah???

  44. J-9

    It’s been reported on in several other websites.
    Next blind item please.

  45. Liz

    Sounds like Lohan except for the weight problem. I don’t remember Lohan being anything but thin. Who else could this be?

  46. Karen

    Definately “linsanity lolhan”

  47. Anonymous

    lindsey lohan

  48. Anonymous

    need we say more?

  49. B Bobby

    Mannish Girlfriend should tell all!

  50. Anonymous

    Lindsay Lohan