Chaz Bono pulled out a real trump card in a last ditch effort to stay on “Dancing With The Stars.” He announced that his iconic mother Cher will be in the audience next week if he’s not eliminated tonight. (Producers have been HOUNDING HIM to bring Cher.) Chaz’s awkward dance got him the lowest score this week so his odds are not good. Only an army of Cher fans voting for him can save Chaz now. Unfortunately, Chaz is probably the heaviest contestant the show has ever had, and it’s a huge drawback on the dancefloor.
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In a battle of the Cher fans vs the Nancy Grace fans, I think the result will be sayonara for Chaz. He gave it a good try, but dancing is not exactly his forte.
dimes, right on….He is stiff and clumsy as an ox.
And everyone is still wondering if he had a penis and balls sewed on before his forthcoming marriage to a female.
Chaz cannot dance, time to go. Rob Kartrashian should be next.
Goddamn, Cher looks good in that pic!
Indy, Chaz has said in a most delicate way that he has not had the operation as of yet. Keep in mind that one loses a great deal of sexual feeling “in that area” when these type operations are performed. There is always “hardware” to get one where they might need to go.
I was rooting for him, but he is very awkward. The bad knee doesn’t help. Unfortunately, I think it may be his time.
He should have been the first voted off. He can’t dance!
This is not WALKING with ‘someone attached to a star’… it is dancing. Chaz might be able to dance if he lost about 190 pounds for health reasons alone … (like those bad knees, ect. from lugging all that fat around for years) but that doesn’t seem to be on his agenda any time soon.
He is using every trick in the book to stay on TV and get publicity, including, GASP, the so called tease his famous MA MIGHT show up at the show…(OH! A Mother’s LOVE!!)
this is ABSOLUTELY NO INCENTIVE for me, anyway, to stay tuned in…. every week this dude is on he gets worse…..he walked, literally, through last night’s dance…. period. He waved his arms about as well….
dancing this is not.
This is NOT “Walking with the Handicapped WannaBe’s”… it is ( o god) “Dancing with the Stars” (gag). Chaz has become PITIFULLY desperate and needs to return to his private personal life and quest, whatever THAT might be….
if he thinks he can make a living off of being THE spokesman for Transgenders, he is sadly mistaken.
He needs to take himself off that pedestal….he is far from the first, nor will be the last Trans ever on this earth….HIS experience is NOT everyone else’s and he has run this into the ground.
Buh Bye Chastity…buh bye. No one can save you now…. Not even your mommy..
PS: no more fake fur vests please.
(but a nice tribute to your Pop. Sonny was an Aquarius and we all love them!)
Yup, Chaz is outta there!! I was rooting for him but, his dancing, well let’s just say……..IT SUCKS!!
Nancy Grace will be next!
Muffin: I also think fancy Nancy will be next.
Altho, who I can’t stand is Elisabetta Canalis, who is still reeking of looney Clooney. She just kind of flops around on the floor.
But the bottom line is (imho) is that the ‘votes’ don’t mean squat. The DWTS bigwigs keep on there who they want to keep on (to draw viewers) and get rid of who they want to when they want to. Case in point: The klunky Kirstie Alley was kept on there until almost the last because she was a big draw.
PS: Chaz’s partner, Lacey Schwimmer is a hefty gal too. The Enquirer has a pic of her in mom jeans and the words ‘solid and huge’ applies to her thighs. I have heard she is not a very nice person and curses like a sailor (i just read this, that’s all).
Oh, I forgot one thing:
I think it is very dangerous for the stars (especially ones who never danced) to embark on this highly athletic activity. In one instant, they can break a bone, snap a vertebrae, and a multitude of other things that can happen in a flash. Even the PRO’s have had injuries. And worst of all, back trouble can show up later and probably does, we just haven’t heard about it. All in all, I think the stars are brave, but maybe a little foolish for some, like Chaz who is already hurting.
Signed: Christine India, the wimp (LOL).
Chaz is so fat and lazy on the dance floor. She does nothing but stand their and move her arms, fingers and belly. She makes me laugh with her fake posing as a man. Jesus, she couldn’t possibly have a dick because she wouldn’t be able to reach it with that belly. I wonder if she can tie her shoe laces. Her girlfriend must do all the work when it comes to sex because obviously that fat cow just lays there.
Indy I didn’t know you were such a delicate flower?
Do you use a walker?
Indy, “I think it is very dangerous for the stars (especially ones who never danced) to embark on this highly athletic activity. In one instant, they can break a bone, snap a vertebrae, and a multitude of other things that can happen in a flash.”
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Excellent point Indy. That is precisely why there have been so many injuries on the show.
I just listened to the latest video of the interview with the Dancing w/the Stars Nancy Grace.
Did anyone else see (and hear) the video where Nancy Grace farted on camera when she was being interview? It is a winner. lol
@Hello, Even though he doesn’t have the wiener yet, Chaz is still legally a “he”.
Watching right now. Both Chaz and Nancy Grace are safe.
Oh great, Mary J.
Patrick, that’s so funny I forgot to laugh….LOL anyway.
Chaz’s gay and lesbian friends from his crazy nether-world are voting for him ..and…the DWTS powers want him to stay, regardless of how many votes. It’s all about ratings, # of viewers, and big money from advertisers, nothing more or less.
I don’t know who voted for him, but you’re right, Indy. Chaz lives to kinda sorta dance again.
Ava, if you want to suck on an imaginary dick good for you.
Chaz may legally be a “he” but is in reality a she, no matter how much she has mutilated her body and how much testosterone she’s taken.
Hello, that is just downright funny. LOL:)
@Hello
Reference: Dicks
You and your identical twin, Strom are quite the pair. I bet both of you would hold one in your mouth until the swelling went down.
@Indy aka Christine India
“Hello, that is just downright funny.”
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That’s mighty “Christian” of you isn’t it Ms. Indy. There is little goodwill that flows ever flows from you.
it’s simple: SLAM CHER’S ASS TO TOGETHER WITH THIS HORMONIC SHAME, folks!!
I’d be embarassed to have the DUMBEST mom in hollywood.
I thought the Overall ratings were way from previous seasons.
a good point about getting injuries, but they start practicing before they are on the show.
I remember an old interview when chastity said all the women on sonny’s side of the family were fat.
what do you do when your brain says you are one sex, but your body has the equipment of the the other sex
I heard from a very young age chastity always wanted to dress like her dad
This is why I really don’t care for this show, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with how a person dances and everything to do with their own agenda and fake votes. Chaz will stay on with the promise that Cher “might” sing. It is such a thing of beauty to watch real dancers, these so called celebs being pushed around like shopping carts is not doing it for me.
Proof DWTS is rigged:
Chaz stays and that Cristin girl or whatever her name is, is voted off. Cristin cant dance very good but Chaz’s dancing skills are completely atrocious? Oh well it will be interesting to see if he can drops some lbs!
Ava, Strom does his/her thing, I do mine. It is so sad and pathetic, it is obvious but people want to be disillusioned. Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. – Voltaire
This is a contest and HE can’t dance, hasn’t improved, won’t until about 66 lbs from now.. why would cher being there make a difference..?