90’s romance novel cover model Fabio is 62 now and still looking for the love of his life. He has maintained his famous physique – besides working out he also sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber to retain youth. Question is, should the “I can’t Believe it’s not Butter!” spokesperson- after all these years- cut his hair or keep it long? Above, he and former Real Housewife of Miami Joanna Krupa dined at Craig’s before Covid, but apparently no sparks flew.
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Yes. The long hair further elongates his long face and drags it down. It also draws the eye to his neck, which isn’t as tight as it used to be. A shorter, more stylish haircut would do wonders.
Yuck, his leathery skin and dried up sperm. No thanks.
Wonder how much lower Joanna’s hooters can drop before they cause stomach rash?
Maybe he should transplant the hair from his ass to his hairline!