This oddball couple seemed like a mismatch from the get-go! Was it a rebound romance? Everyone waited for this unexpected pair to come to their senses. They have little in common – she’s a beauty and he’s no looker. Her last man was a sexy stud. But the offbeat pair is still together and we know why. They do have something in common: VICODIN! They’re both hooked on the pills and love to get looped together. What’s more, it seems to keep them both nice and thin.
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Locklear/ Spade
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Second the Locklear/Spade. We read this item in Ted Casablanca already.
Has to Spade & Locklear…I heard that’s why Richie left her she freaked out that he arranged an intervention
I heard about Heather Locklear and painkillers a long time ago. Supposedly it started from an accident on the Melrose Place set? Don’t know if that’s true, but she’s been hooked for awhile now.
spade and locklear
If they are both on vicodin, they don’t have to worry about buying toilet paper as they both probably never take a shit…
lance and the guy from amazing race
Locklear & Spade. Explains a lot.
Aniston/Vaughn.
Look at them
Take that back. Aniston’s no looker. Spade/Locklear then
Vince may not be described as a “looker”, but he’s definitely not skinny.
Sandra Bullock & Jesse James?
Cher and Sonny?
denise and david. why else would she be with such an ugly guy?
I think Vaughniston because of teh last line “it seems to keep them both nice and thin”. David and Heather have always been thin but VV seems to be losing weight a lot since he started dating Aniston.
Does anyone think Ritchie Sambora is a sexy stud? Maybe not as much as Brad Pitt?
So obvious that it’s Locklear and Spade.
Anon 2:49 – I think pre-bust up, Ritchie was a lot sexier; IMO he lost a lot of appeal by hooking up with Heather’s “friend”.
Carmen and Chris?
jenny mccarthy and jim carey
Petra Nemcova and James Blunt
Can’t be Jim Carrey. He’s handsome.
How can it be Locklear and Spade? Recent pics of him show a big belly — not thin at all.
Len Fico and Cher
Lulu and Tubby
dlisted is guessing Carey and McCarthy. But imo, they seem to have a lot in common – they actually make sense as a couple – wierd sense of humor, always going for the laughs. I still think it’s Spade & Locklear.
how about that brady bunch nightmare couple
I agree with the poster who said Petra and James Blunt. She is gorgeous and used to be involved with a dream before the Tsunami. She must have had to take pain killers for some time due to all of her injuries. James Blunt is no looker
…reggie & veronica or jughead & ethel…
A long time ago there was a blind item somewhere else that said something to the effect of, ‘they had a fabled romance….blah blah blah. he said, ‘yes i cheated but it’s either the drugs or me.’ it was right around the time of the locklear/sambora split. when he was rumored to be dating his assistant…
nicolle richie and dj adams
kate moss and pete doherty
Kate and Chris .. one of them (Kate ) must have gotten treatment .. 2 Peeps so unlikely ..
“What’s more, it seems to keep them both nice and thin.”
Nicole Ritchie + DJ AM
kirsten dunst and the samberg guy from Saturday Night Live?
“James Blunt is no looker”…damn, whatcha been smokin’? Blunt is a dream!
dj am and her previous was a stud…not nicole…think people…
Christina Agulara and her hubby
stop….it’s def locklear and spade and/or anniston and vaughn
Locklear/Spade
already done by Kristin Vietch and TC…
Old news girlfriend!
BTW – DJ Am had gastric Bypass surgery a few years ago – please don’t think it’s him because its not…
Sorry guys… Vicodin addiction is very bad for the lime sized “size” of our (our because I’ve had it too) stomachs…
Can’t be Vaugniston – Vaughn is a fatty…
Lucy & Ricky Ricardo
Kate Moss and her “rocker” boyfriend, what’s his name?
Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber
Mischa Barton and that lanky weirdo she dates…
Mischa and Cisco. They both look like hippies and extremely skinny.
Seal and Heidi
len fico and constantine
Locklear/Spade