Two Lines of Coke
This handsome young actor had a beautiful longtime girlfriend and they both started getting very successful in Hollywood around the same time. They seemed like old fashioned sweethearts but were far kinkier than we realized. The founded what they laughingly called The Hollywood Spanking Club. These private celebrity get-togethers were actually orgies and participants were encouraged to live out their wildest fantasies. Activities were fueled by an abundance of drugs. More often than not, our straight actor and his girlfriend ended up wih partners of their own sex. The actor’s motto was: “The difference between gay and straight is two lines of coke.” A few years have passed and they’ve both moved on to new relationships. Both of their new partners would be VERY surprised to hear about the old days!
Anonymous
Im thinking Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis.
bh journalist
Gotta be Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Philippe
Anonymous
Rebecca Romjin and John Stamos – although they were married too, hmm.. so maybe not.
Paulette
Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie!!!!!
Anonymous
Heath Ledger and Naomi Watts. I thought everyone knew that.
Anonymous
Bruce & Demi
Anonymous
Sounds like John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn
Anonymous
Depp & Winona for sure!
Anonymous
Brad Pitt & Juliette Lewis
Anonymous
JLo and Affleck!
Jules
Well, Don would be too old. I goofed on that one.
Jules
Don Johnson and Melanie Griffin.
Anonymous
Zach braff and mandy moore????
Anonymous
It’s gotta be Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears… gotta be…
Anonymous
Brad Pitt and G. Paltrow?
BritneySpearsWatch
Affleck & Paltrow – that is a GREAT GUESS.
I’d second that one.
Anonymous
John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn
stolidog
Michael Vartan & Jennifer Garner.
You’ll absolutely need to trust me on this one.
Anonymous
Definitely Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gylenaall
Rox Neon
I’m going for Affleck and Paltrow.
Anonymous
It can’t be Jared Leto because she says they’re BOTH with people now. What about Ben Afflek and Jlo?
Anonymous
I immediately thought of Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp … I realize they’re not young hollywood now, but they were when they were together
Anonymous
So obviously CAMERON DIAZ & JARED LETO
Anonymous
Mathew M & Penelope C.
Anonymous
How about Kate Hudson and whatever the ex-husband’s name is?
Anonymous
What about Brad and Jen?
Anonymous
Could be a recycled Hugh & Liz story, unfortunately. Grant is super pervy and we all remember his taste for hookers and risky auto Willy encounters. Always the buttoned-up stiffies who turn out to be the biggest freak shows.
V
Hugh Grant is now with heiress Jemina Khan and Liz is with some Indian retailer. Didn’t they tease long ago about her spanking him? And didn’t Steve Bing tell Vanity Fair Liz and he had a threesome in Las Vegas & their relationship was not exclusive?
Anonymous
How about Jared Leto and Cami Diaz? He looks like he’s no stranger to a coke infused dong fest.
Shante
Winona and Depp? I hear she’s freaky-deeky!
Anonymous
Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton?
Anonymous
Omar (lovely screenname, by the way), that is the WHOLE POINT of blind items. Many, many gossip columns run blind items (Page 6, Ted Casablanca, The 3am Girls, etc.) and they NEVER reveal who the subjects are because of lawsuits. That’s why the columns run guessing games. To guess. Jesus.
Omar Tentmaker
What is to prevent a 100% totally made up story if you never reveal the answer?
Anonymous
Can’t be Orlando and Kate because the clue says something about the couple having been broken up for a few years. Orlando and Kate have not been broken up for that long.
Yes, Orland is dating, according the tabloids, Kikky is his new gf.
‘young hollywood’ Leonard and Giselle, she is not hollywood, he is, but he doesn’t seem the type to do drugs.
Hugh Grant hardly qualifies as ‘young’
Chris and Kate haven’t been broken up a full two years and again, they didn’t seem like the type to do drugs.
I would probably have to go with Jake and Kikki. Until a better guess comes along
Anonymous
to the last comment…that’s the whole idea…they’ll never reveal..duh
Janet should pAY a visit to rachael zoe and jonathan the hair stylist for new hair.
Lame.
JANET!
what’s with the “whodunit”
…..you never reveal.
why?
Lame.
private123
it could be tom n penelope
Anonymous
I think Hugh and Hurley too…can totally see them into it
Anonymous
is orlando bloom dating anyone at the moment? If he isn’t then it’s not he and Bosworth.
Hollyweird
Thanks James. The big hole in my theory is who they have moved on to??? I don’t recall hearing about Kirsten with a new BF. I’ll have to keep guessing…oh my, the plot thickens!
James
I had to laugh at most of the guesses on here…Robert Downy Jr. and Hugh Grant are wayyy on the WRONG side of Young. But Hollyweird got me to thinking and wondering…it could very well be Kirsten and Jake..Kiki’s always desheveled and sort of drunk looking and Jake was spending a LOT of time with Matthew Mccconna(whateverthefuck) and Lance Armstrong (until people started noticing that is)
Hollyweird
Dunce and Gayenhall?
Anonymous
i agree….hugh grant and the hurley slut
Anonymous
Chris Klein & Katie Holmes
Anonymous
Sounds like it could be Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth.
Janet's Mother
Ernest Borgnine and Totie Fields.
Anonymous
Hugh Grant & Elizabeth Hurley.
Anonymous
Leonardo D’Caprio and Giselle??
Anonymous
robert downey jr. and sarah horseface parker–she always marries FAGS–she got da ugly wart infested horseface!
Art Chic
This is a good one Janet! I’m stumped but soon it’ll be all over the interwebs and this nut will be cracked.