Leonardo DiCaprio left a Sunset Towers bartender a HUGE tip – a better job! Leo was sitting at the bar waiting for a friend and he struck up a conversation with the bartender while watching him work. Leo was impressed with the bar man’s work ethic and his obvious intelligence. The guy admitted he aspired to a job in the entertainment industry and was bartending to pay the bills. Leo had a good feeling about the guy and offered him a job working for his production company. The bartender was so happy he quit his job that same night.
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COOL, gotta love those celebrities that arent guilty of having their head so far up their ass, that they can only pleasure themselves!!
Leo could cash a $9 dollar bill in 3’s. Wonder how long it will be b4 he is plowin the guy in his starfish.
Yeah, right, Leo was impressed with something, and it wasn’t the guy’s work ethic.
AVA, could I ask you a question? Were you reading or commenting around the time a few months ago when RETA said she got hurt pretty bad when a truck almost hit her on the interstate and she hurt her arm and head? I was trying to think if I remembered you at that time and maybe even before that.
RE: Leonardo: I would like to submit my thoughts about him. He is mysterious and no one really knows much about him. In a way he seems like an old George Clooney, set in his ways, and many gossip reports about him being gay have never proved that he is or not. Then the many break-ups with Bar Refaeli, and now he’s romancing the unlikely Blake Lively (helluva name). At times, he looks sad and like he is in another world. Just a few musings about our boy.
Hey, Kids— Here’s a Handy Language Decoder for Janet’s gentle, sympathetic (not to mention FREAKIN’ HILARIOUS!) attempt to help ease Leo DeCaprio out of his walk-in closet:
“Leo was sitting at the bar waiting for a friend…”
—A horny Leo was cruising the bar area at Sunset Towers.
“…he struck up a conversation with the bartender while watching him work.”
—Leo couldn’t take his eyes off the hot bartender.
“Leo was impressed with the bar man’s work ethic and his obvious intelligence.”
—The bartender refilled Leo’s peanut bowl and gushed about how much he “loved Shutter Island” at the same time.”
“Leo had a good feeling about the guy and offered him a job working for his production company.”
—Leo was hard as a rock as he dangled in front of the dude one of the “production associate” jobs he always keeps open for just such an occasion.
“The bartender was so happy he quit his job that same night.”
—Leo got fucked that night and for three successive nights thereafter.
Oh and,
“Leonardo DiCaprio left a Sunset Towers bartender a HUGE tip…”
—No comment (you bad girl)! 😉
I bet the tip wasn’t that HUGE!
Ava, I am missing REta very much.
I hope she is okay.
he likes it to be taken seriously, folks.
who………..leonardo?
WHOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Say Somethign Nice pegged it 100%. Lil Leo has just a hint of mint.
Patrick, I suspect she misses you too. In fact, I have no doubt that Ms. Reta misses most of you.
Indy, I remember Reta. I liked reading when Patrick would zing her and vice versa.
Hopefully Leo isnt another gay blade who should be banished to Gay Island
You negative posters are pathetic. Who GIVES a shit if you think Leo is gay? The post was about a nice thing he did for a struggling human being. To distort it and make it ugly shows your true lack of class.
Oh ha ha
It..duh..is..duh..so..duh..frickin..duh..obvious..duh..that..duh..Ava..duh..is..duh..Reta..duh..and..duh..Reta..duh..is..duh..Ava..duh..who..duh..cares..duh..ass..duh..holes..duh.
Mysti Deveraux is Strom, Forrest Gump and about three others.
I assure you that I am not Reta nor have I ever been Reta.
I have no doubt whatsoever that she is on here which is cool.
Ava, a while back I was accused of using another name and I had to go thru the following once or twice:
Me nombre es Christine India. I was given middle name of India, because my pappy was one-half East Indian.
I must say though that the name, Mysti or Misty is pretty; my old boss’s kid’s name was Misty.
RE: Leo…..My gaydar is telling me he is gaygaygay. 🙁
Indy,
Cool name (India).
I can’t help but think of Thomas Jane’s enlightening quote or perhaps that is a requote from James Dean? Anyway, the quote from Jane when he made the comment,
“….you’re going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don’t accept people’s sexual flavors.”
___________
I understand what Thomas Jane and James Dean were staying. Yet, I can’t help but think that it should have read,
“you’re going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don’t accept people’s (male or female)sexual overtures.”
Isn’t that the bottom line in “some” Hollywood deals from the twenties through today’s Hollywood? I suspect the number of young men and women (boys or girls) have encountered this time and time again. Imagine how shocking it had to have been for a young green mid west boy stumbling into a producer, director or casting office and being offered a big part if he will entertain the producer’s not so big part. (threw that one in for my buddy Strom).
My gaydar thinks that there is a good chance that if Leo isn’t gay or even bi, I would guess that he has been offered (which doesn’t mean he has taken anyone up anything)opportunities from Hollywood heads (no pun intended Strom) on multiple occasions.
He was an adorable child actor and handsome adult actor. Regardless of his sexual preference, I think the gay community would want to claim him just to indulge their fantasies (just as I prefer to calim him for mine lol)…….and who could blame them.
Strom is Strom
Hey Strom, How hard did you have to think to squeeze out that immortal thought?
Strom (mustard/biscuit eater),
How’s that scratch and sniff gay & lesbo instructional sex book of yours coming along?
Weren’t you peddling the picture book at local adult shops this week?
What’s that my little mustard biscuit eater? No one showed up to buy it? Heck, I would have cost up the .50 for it just because you are so very special to me.
Besides, I heard that you were giving a generous percentage of profits to your favorite charity, “Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Biscuit Eaters”
Indy, I had a friend who had a vast internet network of friends. She passed away at the computer, and I wonder who was the last person she contacted. I don’t think our Reta is coming back.
Bluejay?
Hopefully she wont return….it’s not about posters!
Bluejay?
Bluejay?
It’s always about the posters. That will never change.
Send them to Tulsa
What?
Bluejay, your comment about REta not coming back?
Black Morgan Freeman and Step-grandaughter update#1:
http://www.yourtango.com/201082539/morgan-freeman-free-marry-step-granddaughter