Remember where you read this, because it won’t happen until Travis Kelce retires from professional football. My well placed source reveals that Travis’ long term plan is to play for the Kansas City Chiefs a few more years and then, of course, focus on a career in Hollywood. But that’s only half the story. Travis’s dream is to become a part owner of an NFL team and since his expected future-wife, Taylor Swift, is a multi-billionaire, they’ve already agreed to make that goal a part of their future. As my source puts it, Taylor’s 10-year plan is to get married, have a few kids and then retire from performing, so co-owning an NFL team with her husband fits perfectly into her plan.
Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Taylor and Travis onstage in London
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Travis has no viable sperm. Due to steroid abuse his testicles have reportedly shrunk to the size of raisins. Taylor madly craves Jack Antonov’s jewish sperm.
Lack of acting ability should not hamper his dream, Hollywood is rife with talentless people. Not holding my breath for a wedding announcement, she is merely gathering material for more crappy songs, which the lemmings will buy and she will make more coin