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This A-list celebrity diva isn’t as young as she used to be, but her appetite for sex hasn’t dimmed in the least. She says sex is the only thing that calms her down and she is VERY high strung. She is driving her man crazy – insisting that he consume large amounts of viagra to keep her satisfied. She was first in line to get her hands on “The Weekender” – the new viagra that lasts three days without side effects. Still, her man feels like he’s being used for sex. What will he do if he finds out his nonstop sexual efforts aren’t enough – she’s been “ordering in” male companionship when he’s not around?

Saturday, December 23, 2006

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  8. Anonymous

    MADDONA

  9. Anonymous

    Nobody’s guessed Whitney Houston?

  10. bh journalist

    Madonna, Babra Streisand or both!

  11. "What? !!!!!"

    Janet Jackson??? Hell no! Guys! Come to think of Jermaine Dupris (JD) taking viagra! ….. Come on now! ….. 🙂

  12. "What? !!!!!"

    Janet Jackson??? Hell no! Guys! Come to think of Jermaine Dupris (JD) taking viagra! ….. Come on now! ….. 🙂

  13. Anonymous

    Heather Locklear

  14. Anonymous

    Nooooo Guys! It’s Halley Berry

  15. hedda Bopper, The Real One

    Golda Meir…oye vey…

  16. Countess Lurkula

    my money is on Catherine Zeta Jones… its karma for Michael Douglas & his deeds during his last marriage.

  17. Anonymous

    You mean gangrene?

  18. Anonymous

    I agree it’s Janet Jackson…

  19. Anonymous

    cameron diaz!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Judy Jew

    I think Its Sheila Goldberg from Temple JewNoseJob

  21. Judy Jew

    I think Its Sheila Goldberg from Temple JewNoseJob

  22. jan

    morons!! It’s Barbra Streisand. She married James Brolin because he looked like Bill Clinton who she had been banging in the White House..until Hill had her name dropped at the gate.

  23. Brainy Smurf

    Eva Longoria.
    Her cheating is what broke her up with Tony the first time…and will probably again.

  24. Anonymous

    Catherine Zeta-Jones

  25. Anonymous

    OK guys… it’s got to be Madonna. It doesn’t say it’s an actress. Madonna is the diva of all divas and everyone always talks about how old she is. And you know she’s high strung. Cam sounds like a good guess, but I think Madonna is better.

  26. Paulette

    The A list hint gives it away——SHARON STONE

  27. Anonymous

    cameron diaz, she said it’s the best stress reliever which is true!

  28. Anonymous

    Janet Jackson

  29. maggie

    This just screams J. Lo to me. I can even see marc anthony being so whipped that he would actually take the pills for her.

  30. Anonymous

    IT’S JANET HOTKARLTON! oh I thought you said “Z” list! oops!

  31. Charlotte

    This might be out there, but I think it might be Catherine Zeta-Jones, only because of the A-list clue and the reference to her not being as young as she used to be…hmm…

  32. Anonymous

    The weekender that Janet refers to is not a new viagra but CIALIS, that claims to stay in the bloodstream for ~3 days.
    Remember, a prolonged erection is dangerous as it can cause gang green.

  33. Anonymous

    Janet has it in for Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake. She had that item a while back that they broke up.

  34. Anonymous

    Diva makes me think of Celine Dion or Mariah Carey…Celine would make sense her husband is much older……Diva also makes me think Barbra Streisand….who says it has to be an actress?

  35. american_in_holland

    I was thinking the same thing. I’ve seen other columnists create a “blind item” around a blurb in US Weekly. Better to steal from the British tabs. Entertainment Lawyer has some pretty outrageous blind items.

  36. Anonymous

    The actual truth is that Janet read the blurb about Cameron’s preferential use of sex for combatting stress and she used it to create a completely bogus blind item, most of which she pulled completely out of her a**. Nothing except the sex-when-stressed part is remotely true.

  37. Anonymous

    It’s Janet Jackson

  38. Anonymous

    Males younger than JT are taking Viagra. I remember reading about Cameron mentioning that to relax she has sex. I have to agree, it’s a great way to relax. Be careful on the “ordering in” Cam.

  39. james

    What is up with you people??? Sharon Stone? Goldie Hawn? Janice Dickenson??????? THE LADY SAID A-LIST !!! (and she certainly did not mean in the past tense) It sounds like it has to be Cameron Diaz…poor dear.

  40. Anonymous

    Wait a second…Justin Timberlake taking Viagra???

  41. Anonymous

    Toby’s right – it’s Cameron Diaz.

  42. Anonymous

    Janice Dickenson?

  43. Anonymous

    Goldie Hawn

  44. Anonymous

    Pamela Anderson

  45. Kate

    Sharon Stone.

  46. Anonymous

    Melanie Griffith

  47. toby

    Cameron Diaz, who has recently been quoted all over the press about how sex calms her down. She is also firmly 30-something, which qualifies as “isn’t as young as she used to be” (actually, she’s not aging well at all).

  48. Anonymous

    Cher? Demi Moore?

  49. Anonymous

    Sharon Stone

  50. Hedda Bopper

    Well Poor Aunt Bea from Andy Griffith show is a horny woman.Naughty Girls with hair buns need love too……Oye Vey