This A-list celebrity diva isn’t as young as she used to be, but her appetite for sex hasn’t dimmed in the least. She says sex is the only thing that calms her down and she is VERY high strung. She is driving her man crazy – insisting that he consume large amounts of viagra to keep her satisfied. She was first in line to get her hands on “The Weekender” – the new viagra that lasts three days without side effects. Still, her man feels like he’s being used for sex. What will he do if he finds out his nonstop sexual efforts aren’t enough – she’s been “ordering in” male companionship when he’s not around?
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Well Poor Aunt Bea from Andy Griffith show is a horny woman.Naughty Girls with hair buns need love too……Oye Vey
Sharon Stone
Cher? Demi Moore?
Cameron Diaz, who has recently been quoted all over the press about how sex calms her down. She is also firmly 30-something, which qualifies as “isn’t as young as she used to be” (actually, she’s not aging well at all).
Melanie Griffith
Sharon Stone.
Pamela Anderson
Goldie Hawn
Janice Dickenson?
Toby’s right – it’s Cameron Diaz.
Wait a second…Justin Timberlake taking Viagra???
What is up with you people??? Sharon Stone? Goldie Hawn? Janice Dickenson??????? THE LADY SAID A-LIST !!! (and she certainly did not mean in the past tense) It sounds like it has to be Cameron Diaz…poor dear.
Males younger than JT are taking Viagra. I remember reading about Cameron mentioning that to relax she has sex. I have to agree, it’s a great way to relax. Be careful on the “ordering in” Cam.
It’s Janet Jackson
The actual truth is that Janet read the blurb about Cameron’s preferential use of sex for combatting stress and she used it to create a completely bogus blind item, most of which she pulled completely out of her a**. Nothing except the sex-when-stressed part is remotely true.
I was thinking the same thing. I’ve seen other columnists create a “blind item” around a blurb in US Weekly. Better to steal from the British tabs. Entertainment Lawyer has some pretty outrageous blind items.
Diva makes me think of Celine Dion or Mariah Carey…Celine would make sense her husband is much older……Diva also makes me think Barbra Streisand….who says it has to be an actress?
Janet has it in for Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake. She had that item a while back that they broke up.
The weekender that Janet refers to is not a new viagra but CIALIS, that claims to stay in the bloodstream for ~3 days.
Remember, a prolonged erection is dangerous as it can cause gang green.
This might be out there, but I think it might be Catherine Zeta-Jones, only because of the A-list clue and the reference to her not being as young as she used to be…hmm…
IT’S JANET HOTKARLTON! oh I thought you said “Z” list! oops!
This just screams J. Lo to me. I can even see marc anthony being so whipped that he would actually take the pills for her.
Janet Jackson
cameron diaz, she said it’s the best stress reliever which is true!
The A list hint gives it away——SHARON STONE
OK guys… it’s got to be Madonna. It doesn’t say it’s an actress. Madonna is the diva of all divas and everyone always talks about how old she is. And you know she’s high strung. Cam sounds like a good guess, but I think Madonna is better.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Eva Longoria.
Her cheating is what broke her up with Tony the first time…and will probably again.
morons!! It’s Barbra Streisand. She married James Brolin because he looked like Bill Clinton who she had been banging in the White House..until Hill had her name dropped at the gate.
I think Its Sheila Goldberg from Temple JewNoseJob
I think Its Sheila Goldberg from Temple JewNoseJob
cameron diaz!!!!!!!!!!
I agree it’s Janet Jackson…
You mean gangrene?
my money is on Catherine Zeta Jones… its karma for Michael Douglas & his deeds during his last marriage.
Golda Meir…oye vey…
Nooooo Guys! It’s Halley Berry
Heather Locklear
Janet Jackson??? Hell no! Guys! Come to think of Jermaine Dupris (JD) taking viagra! ….. Come on now! ….. 🙂
Janet Jackson??? Hell no! Guys! Come to think of Jermaine Dupris (JD) taking viagra! ….. Come on now! ….. 🙂
Madonna, Babra Streisand or both!
Nobody’s guessed Whitney Houston?
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