What Not to Wear

A NEW LOW FOR KIM KARDASHIAN

We’ve seen Kim Kardashian in a wide array of circumstances – she goes out a lot – but this has to be the most vulgar grab for attention in recent memory. Kim actually thought it was a good idea to attend the Hollywood Beauty Awards undressed like this. Instead of presenting herself as a successful businesswoman, she chose to embarrass herself and people around her by looking like an off-duty stripper. She disproves the old motto: don’t judge a book by its cover…

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WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSICA SIMPSON?

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She’s only 35, but Jessica Simpson was caught at the airport dressed like a “Golden Girl.” Her frumpy striped dress is loose and baggy and better suited as a pool cover-up. And that HAIR! Those long ropey extensions look just plain tired- -it’s time for an update. She’s had that same hairstyle for YEARS. Keep in mind, Jessica is not only beautiful but she runs a billion dollar fashion empire. She should dress accordingly and be an inspiration to her young customers. Hopefully, this frock is not from her own collection.

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KIM KARDASHIAN AND THE OPTICAL DELUSION

Who let Kim Kardashian walk out of the house wearing this dress? The “optical illusion” designer dress did wonders for Victoria Beckham and Kate Winslet when they wore them – they looked tall and slim but shapely. Kim seems to have bought the cut-rate version of the frock because it makes her look BIGGER despite the black outline. It adds pounds in all the wrong places and we bet Kim cringed when she saw photos of herself.