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THE BALLPLAYING THIEVES WHO DISGRACED UCLA BROUGHT OUT THE WORST IN OTHERS!

When we heard that three UCLA basketball players had been arrested in China for SHOPLIFTING, we were flabbergasted at how stupid the guys must be. And they’re IN COLLEGE! It turns out that security footage revealed the three guys- all around 19 or 20 – stole Louis Vuitton sunglasses (average price $700) and other stuff from three stores near their hotel. A big heist – and it was all found in their luggage. Stealing thousands of dollars of merchandise can get you ten years in prison in China. (Having owned a store, we have no sympathy for thieves.) Apparently President Trump helped get them released (and of course he wanted a pat on the back!) The father of one player was equally stupid when he said he doubted the president’s role in getting the players released and sniffed that shoplifting was “no big deal.” NO WONDER the kid is a thief – with a father like that! Of course, all this inspired our chatty president to reply “I should have left them in jail.” Maybe he should have.

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JUSTIN COMBS: HOPEFULLY NOT A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK

Justin Combs, 23, was photographed leaving the very exclusive Poppy club (only open on Thursdays from 10 to 2 AM) in West Hollywood carrying a bottle of water – which could be a good sign for the athletic guy. His father Sean Combs happened to be at the club too. Justin was smart enough to get a full scholarship to UCLA where he played football for awhile. His father Puffy assaulted the football coach because he thought Justin didn’t get enough playing time, and his arrest ended Justin’s football career there. We don’t know what Justin is doing now, but he does hit all the best clubs in Hollywood…

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ARIEL WINTER: SHE’S WORKING HER WAY THROUGH COLLEGE

The good news is that Modern Family “Lolita” Ariel Winter, 19, is back studying at UCLA after a year off. The bad news: Somehow she doesn’t look like a student who will put in the effort needed to graduate. Is THIS how college students dress for the first day of school now? This isn’t Stripper School, it’s UCLA! Ever since the young actress became emancipated from her manager/mother she’s been wearing fewer and fewer clothes, yet she blames HER MOTHER for her hyper-sexualized style!
(Above, Ariel on her way to class)

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KANYE WEST: DOES ANYONE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ANY MORE?

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We can’t wait to hear how Kanye West will react to the news that a UCLA fraternity held a “Kanye Western” themed party recently. Hopefully he will be flattered by the attention and have a good laugh. The Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, which is predominantly but not exclusively white, entertained around 150 students, dressed like rappers and thugs. No report on whether any Kim Kardashian lookalikes were there. Sounds like nothing but fun, but the campus African Students Union was reportedly appalled by the event, which they claimed “mocked black culture.” (Ironically, Kanye is wearing a Ramones T shirt in the above recent photo)

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FEMMES RULE ON AMERICAN IDOL

UCLA students got an eyeful When American Idol held it’s season 12 premier viewing on campus Wednesday night. Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey tried to out dress each other – Nicki in skin tight neon colors, and Mariah in an alarmingly low cut gown. Mariah arrived late and let Nicki rule on the red carpet. They were seated on a panel onstage with Ryan Seacrest, Keith Urban, and Randy Jackson, but most eyes were on the feuding girls. Mariah declared the show and “unsafe work environment” and she hired six bodyguards, much to the amusement of Nicki Minaj.
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