Teenager

STEVEN BAUER HAS A LOLITA COMPLEX

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It’s going on two years now that Ray Donovan‘s Steven Bauer and his 39 years YOUNGER girlfriend Lyda Loudon have been together. We can’t help but wonder WHAT he talks about with his teen queen. Certainly he must have a Lolita complex – he probably spoils and indulges her like a little girl. After all, the Scarface actor WAS married to one of the original Hollywood “Lolitas “ – Melanie Griffith, in her prime. Remember Melanie’s squeaky little girl voice?

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ONCE UPON A TIME, OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS A TEENAGER IN BELLBOTTOMS

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This photo of the late Osama bin Laden just arrived in an email and it’s fascinating for historical and other reasons. Osama is the happy looking young guy in front wearing the green sweater and hat. It’s 1971, he’s 14 years old, and he and all his friends are living it up in the high style fashions of the era. Posed around a PINK car no less! Note that none of the girls have their faces or heads covered. Three years later bin Laden was married for the first time.

JOAQUIN PHOENIX’S UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND COULDN’T GET INTO HIS PREMIER PARTY

Like many Hollywood actors, Joaquin Phoenix, 39, likes his girlfriends young. He’s currently starring in the Spike Jonze movie “Her,” (above) and getting great reviews . But sometimes dating a teenager can be inconvenient. He brought his girlfriend Allie Teilz, a 19 year old Los Angeles DJ, to the movie’s after-party at a bar in New York. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Allie had no ID and she and Joaquin were detained at the door until someone eventually came from inside the party and escorted them past the bouncer in the door.

COURTNEY STODDEN: A LITTLE CHEESECAKE IS GOOD FOR YOU

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Teen bride Courtney Stodden is still posing for the camera as often as she can and pin-ups are her specialty. She’s gotten a lot of feedback from fans criticizing her for slathering on far too much makeup so she lightened up considerably for these bathtub pictures. The 17 year old wannabe actress tweeted these pictures for the world to see.

COURTNEY STODDEN PLAYS BALL IN A TUTU


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It looks like Courtney Stodden is becoming a popular international pinup because she does so many sexy photo shoots. The teenage bride is back on the beach only this time she’s wearing a white tutu. She tossed a volleyball around and took a ride on her bike with every eyelash in place. You know she’s determined to be famous because she’s been doing these beach shoots in sunny, but definitely chilly weather.

KOBE BRYANT’S TEEN BRIDE VANESSA FINALLY GREW UP


Men have been telling us WHY they think Kobe Bryant has been cheating on his wife Vanessa. Sometimes we seek a male opinion. More than one Kobe fan thinks that Kobe fell in love with a beautiful 17 year old Laker Girl (top photo) and impulsively married her against everyone’s advice. (His own family was totally against the marriage.) Teenage Vanessa seemed sweet, but had barely developed a personality yet. It was only after they wed that she matured and had two children. She didn’t look or act the same and Kobe realized she simply WASN’T the obedient little girl he married. Instead of trying to make the best of his situation, Kobe distracted himself with infidelity. That’s what happens when a wealthy powerful guy marries a teenager…she GROWS UP!