Stormy Daniels

DONALD TRUMP DODGED A BULLET

The prosecution and the defense have rested and the jury could decide any day if Donald Trump is guilty or innocent, but whatever the outcome, Donald’s biggest FEAR never came to fruition. According to a well placed source, Donald was TERRIFIED that his alleged mistress Stormy Daniels would reveal his personal shortcomings. (for decades his Achilles Heel is when his hands are described as “diminutive”) Although Stormy dropped some bombshells, including surprise! surprise! – the sex was awful, she never did get the chance to describe his manhood, and THAT seemed to be what Trump was the most worried about. Remember this is a man who EXAGGERATES EVERYTHING from the size of his crowds at rallies to his wealth, so we see why he didn’t want his family jewels to be discussed.

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STORMY DANIELS IS GETTING EVEN

Now that Stormy Daniels has been ordered to pay an additional $120,000 in legal fees to Donald Trump, the former adult actress has cooked up a plan to make some cash. Stormy is working on a line of merchandise with Trump’s image along with her unflattering nickname for him,“Tiny.” The nickname is allegedly a reference to Trump’s manhood, or lack of it. Stormy is still working on the graphics and once everything is completed, she hopes to sell mugs, sweatshirts, notecards, and more – all online.

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