Skinny

KELLY OSBOURNE HAS NEVER BEEN SKINNIER!

THIS is a surprise! Kelly Osbourne was photographed leaving Drake’s party this week looking THINNER than we have EVER seen her! Kelly admits she had gastric sleeve surgery a few years ago but she credits her diet and workout regime for helping her keep the 85 pounds she lost off. Still, she DID have a baby with boyfriend Sid Wilson just last November, yet she’s skinnier than ever today. And as her body got smaller her lips got bigger! Interesting because her mother Sharon is now looking equally skinny with fuller lips. We’re not going to tease these two about using Ozempic – people are probably already doing that. But the mother and daughter makeover IS astonishing…

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VICTORIA BECKHAM IS DOING BIG GIRLS A FAVOR

Victoria Beckham has been struggling through the pandemic- not with her weight, which remains size 2, but with her business. Her VB fashion collection has suffered over 50 million dollars in losses in the past couple of years and she’s determined to fix things. Victoria’s personal motto has always been “starve yourself or die trying” and her clothes cater to skinny women. This season, however she needs more customers so she’s added larger sizes to her new collection. She’s offering sizes 4 to 18, which SOUNDS impressive, but when you convert to US sizes, it means size 0 to 14. Victoria SAYS “being skinny is out of style” but we don’t believe she really thinks that…

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IS THIS WHAT PARIS WANTS WOMEN TO LOOK LIKE?

Are we crazy or does this model look like DEATH WARMED OVER? Expensive Haute Couture collections are showing in Paris and this designer apparently does not hire models who weigh over 100 pounds. This Lebanese designer is Georges Hobeika, and his evening wear STARTS at $7000. We looked at his entire collection and all the models look painfully starved and skeletal like this one. In fact, they were so gaunt we hardly noticed the fashions! Isn’t this a giant step BACK for women, who have long struggled with body image? What was this guy thinking?

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IMAGINE THAT! KENDALL JENNER THINKS BEING CALLED “SKINNY” IS AN INSULT!

Let’s face it, models and actresses can’t be too skinny. 5’10” Kendall Jenner has been described as “too skinny” by people who have nothing to do with the beauty or entertainment business, and Kendall takes it as an insult – she thinks it’s the same as calling someone “too fat.” Fact is, in Hollywood – ‘too skinny’ – is about the best compliment most women can hear. And “too fat” is one of the worst criticisms. “Too skinny” means a woman’ s hard work in the gym and dieting have paid off and others are noticing, and may be a teensy bit jealous. So wise up, Kendall, and hope that “too skinny” is the worst thing people ever say about you!

THE NEW LOOK FOR GUYS: SKINNY!

Since we can remember, women have been tormented by the image of size zero models and encouraged to look like them. It makes sense that eventually MEN would suffer the same fate. One of the biggest mannequin manufacturers located in the UK , the Rootstein company, has introduced their latest model – a male dummy with a 27 inch waist (and a Mohawk.) The new mannequins are perfect for displaying skinny jeans for men and tight little jackets. Anorexia and bulemia organizations are protesting to no avail. Stores windows will be filled with these new skinny boys.