Royal

MEGHAN MARKLE ENJOYS SOME ROYAL FRINGE BENEFITS

Being married to royalty DOES have some perks, including getting tons of free clothes from fashion designers looking for publicity. So it should come as no surprise that Meghan Markle’s closet is bursting at the seams. While the practical princess donates many of the items, she’s gotten a little crafty with some of the more expensive designer pieces. She consigns them online with the help of a friend. Meghan wouldn’t dare risk having HER name attached to selling clothes – especially since she gets most of the stuff for free – so a trusted friend handles the consigning. According to my source, Meghan and the friend then split the proceeds, raking in a pretty penny while emptying her closets.

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LEAVE PIPPA MIDDLETON’S BACKSIDE ALONE!

How ridiculous is the claim that Pippa Middleton padded her butt for her sister Kate’s wedding? Yet the story spread like wildfire. Anyone with an ounce of sense knows that fashion-conscious, slender women do NOT WANT big bottoms. The only “expert” quoted for this absurd claim was a random London spa owner – A MAN of course, and who knows more about style and butt pads than a “spa owner?” Nobody consulted with a fashion expert or designer. Women know that well-chosen clothing can enhance the look of one’s body. (We see NO evidence of padding in photo of Pippa carrying Kate’s train above)

MADONNA SNUBBED: NO ROYAL WEDDING INVITATION

All that horseback riding and hunting that Madonna did in the English countryside with her then husband Guy Ritchie didn’t get her any closer to the royal family. Even her friendship with Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t open any doors to Buckingham Palace for the ambitious singer. In fact, it’s like she never spent all those years in the UK! Madonna became acutely aware of that fact when her ex Guy Ritchie WAS invited to Prince William and Kate’s royal wedding and she was NOT. It’s like a slap in the face, but the royals apparently never took to Madonna even though she tried her best to fit in. (Note that in photo above, Madonna is even wearing TWEED!)