Rolling Stone

JOHNNY DEPP IS A HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRE IN REAL LIFE (AMBER HEARD WAS RIGHT)

Rolling Stone’s startling interview with Johnny Depp (he’s obviously a fan of the publication) is revealing in SO many horrible ways. Depp is obviously In denial about his “compulsive spending disorder.” He spends an average of two million dollars a month – on maintaining 14 houses and ridiculously impulsive purchases that fill 12 large storage facilities. He blames his money managers for his financial problems. His behavior is alarming – Depp attempted to extract his own tooth in a London restaurant, while in the company of Penelope Cruz and Stella McCartney. His drug use and alcohol abuse rivals that of his debauched idol Hunter S Thompson and while acting, he has his lines fed into an earpiece like his other deceased self-indulgent idol, Marlon Brando. He sleeps all day and only lives by night – reminiscent of Elvis Presley’s last days….

Above Johnny leaving Eden Hotel in Rome

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SEAN PENN: NOT AS HOT AS HE THOUGHT HE WAS!

Oh my. The truth DOES tend to drift to the surface eventually. Sean Penn’s ego must be crushed since it has been revealed that drug kingpin El Chapo (Joaquin Guzman) had NEVER HEARD of Sean Penn before their secret interview! The New York Post reported that Mexican actress Kate Del Castillo had been exchanging flirty emails with El Chapo and arranged the Rolling Stone interview with Penn. El Chapo’s lawyer told his client that Sean Penn has starred in “21 Grams” but the drug lord had never seen the movie and had no idea who Penn was. It turns out that El Chapo was actually very interested in meeting Del Castillo and did the Penn interview to get closer to HER. So Sean Penn’s STAR POWER did not open doors – it was actually Kate Del Castillo’s SEX APPEAL that landed Penn that interview!

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WHAT ROLLING STONE DID WRONG

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Glorifying a killer on the cover of a popular magazine is NEVER a good idea. Responsible journalists don’t try to make murderers even more famous. But Rolling Stone not only put Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, 19, who killed 3 and injured 260 people, on the COVER, they made him look like a curly haired rock star. Perhaps with the help of photoshop, because he never looked that good before. What’s more, on the same cover, the magazine implies that OTHERS are responsible for his criminal behavior. Supposedly he became radical when his family failed him. Really? This is no time for dime store psychology.

IN 1964 THE BEATLES CAME TO HOLLYWOOD

Photo: Bob Bonis

Rolling Stone featured some Lost Beatles photos in their last issue and we love this one from their first visit to Los Angeles. They arrived her in August, 1964, for their concert at the Hollywood Bowl. The Ambassador Hotel cancelled their reservations because they were afraid of the mobs of fans that followed The Beatles. British actor Reginald Owen saved the day and rented his Bel Air mansion (above) to them for the four days they were in town.

LIV TYLER AND THEO WENNER HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL ROMANCE

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You just KNOW Liv Tyler, 33, is smitten with her boyfriend Theo Wenner, 24, because she’s wearing flats with him. Besides being the son of Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner, Theo is an established photographer. Sure he shoots for his dad’s magazine, but he also does fashion stuff for publications like Vanity Fair and Vogue Hommes. Apparently he liked what he saw when he photographed Liv for a French fashion magazine and they’ve been seen together on two continents over the past few months.

JUSTIN BIEBER CLEVERLY DIVERTS ATTENTION TO HIS HAIR

Justin Bieber fans who are expecting him to have a growth spurt now that he’s turning seventeen on March 1, are in for a disappointment. He’s probably destined to be a shortie for life because he has tiny parents. His mom Pattie is 4’8” (Snooki size) and his father Jeremy is 5’5.” Genes rule, so Justin, who claims to be 5’5” in shoes, might not have far to go. We’re thinking he was embarrassed by some his own lame comments to Rolling Stone (about abortion and thinking the 1969 Apollo moon landing was a “conspiracy,” for instance) and THAT’S why he decided to divert attention to a new haircut.