Personal Trainer

PERSONAL TRAINERS ARE GOING TO HATE TEYANA TAYLOR

A star was born at the VMA’s and she didn’t have to sing a note! One of the high points of the show was Kanye West’s Fade video starring singer/dancer Teyana Taylor. Kanye and his music couldn’t hold a candle to to the mesmerizing performance of 26 year old Teyana and her amazing physique. Yesterday she confessed that she DOESN’T GO TO THE GYM or WATCH HER DIET. She just dances. But most important of all, she was BORN THAT WAY. DNA! The bad news is that personal trainers everywhere must be fainting – their clients gulp supplements and sweat every day, dreaming of achieving such a body, but it’s never going to happen. Gym workouts and dancing can IMPROVE what you already have, but in reality cannot change your proportions. You might as well have fun dancing and forget those boring machines and repetitions!

DON’T GO NEAR TOM CRUISE IF YOU’VE GOT THE SNIFFLES

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Tom Cruise and Scientology stories are coming out of the woodwork these days so we’ll share another one we just heard. A few years ago, Tom’s longtime physical trainer showed up for their usual workout at Tom’s Beverly Hills home. He was suffering from an allergy or a case of the sniffles, and he sneezed a few times while he was waiting for Tom. The next thing he knew, Tom’s assistant told him “Tom doesn’t need you today” and he was sent home. That night the trainer got a call from the assistant who said something to the effect that “You allowed yourself to get sick – we don’t get sick. There are negative thetans in you – you don’t need to come back.” The startled trainer was fired, but he was given a generous pay off.

ZAC EFRON HAS A SECRET FLAW HE’S TRYING TO FIX



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Even Zac Efron is a little neurotic about his looks, although it’s hard to imagine WHAT he could complain about. But it seems he’s very unhappy with his legs. Zac’s upper body is well defined and muscular, but he feels he has skinny “chicken legs.” Zac is determined to improve his leg muscles so he hired hard-core trainer Harley Pasternak to help him build up his legs so they match the rest of him

This openly gay actor has been in a committed relationship for YEARS, but he’s been having a secret affair for several months with a toy boy half his age. It’s his personal trainer. To complicate matters, this actor and his partner decided to adopt a baby, and now the partner is pushing to hurry things up. The trainer is freaking out because he hoped the actor would leave the partner for HIM! What will our gay actor DO?

Whodunit? Tell us!!