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HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW (ABOUT POLITICS)

Dear Readers, while the election didn’t go our way, we’re sure the one thing most everyone can agree on is that we’re all thrilled it’s behind us. In that spirit we are posting a special political edition of our popular feature, Here’s What We Know. While it was hard to resist gossiping about the candidates, we will wrap up our political scoop with the following …

Our well placed source says one of the first calls Kamala Harris made when she knew she wasn’t moving into the White House was to a longtime realtor friend of hers in California. Kamala plans to hightail it out of Washington, DC and is looking for a new home back in California. She and her husband Doug already have a $5 million home in the Brentwood area of Los Angeles, but now she’s looking for something in a gated community like Hidden Hills or Beverly Park.

Speaking of Kamala, while it’s too soon for her to decide her next step forward we just heard she’s already being wooed to run for Governor of California once Governor Newsom is termed out in a few years. We do know Kamala is NOT done with politics, so this could be her logical next step!

Former Vice President Mike Pence didn’t endorse his former running mate and it sounds like he’s scared stiff. We just heard that he beefed up his security now that Trump won the election. Former VP’s don’t get secret service protection once they’re no longer in office, so Pence hired his own private security for the time being – to prevent some extremist from doing anything crazy.

Cheryl Hines played the waiting game once her husband RFK Jr. endorsed Trump and was caught having an inappropriate relationship with another female. We heard her plan was to divorce Kennedy if Trump lost, but stick with him if he won. She hedged her bets and is now telling pals she’s planning to integrate herself in Washington DC and become a power player. She’s also a diehard Democrat so she hopes to influence Trump on certain issues now that her husband is buddy buddy with him. As my source put it, this is a case of keep your friends close and your ENEMIES closer.

As loyal readers will already know, Melania Trump previously informed her husband that she IS NOT moving back to Washington, DC but staying put in New York City. This poses a huge problem for her highbrow neighbors in Trump Tower where she lives in the penthouse, because once she’s the active First Lady again, she will be given MORE secret service. We heard through a source connected to the building, that more than a few residents are planning to move out so they won’t have to deal with the expected inconveniences.

And finally, in our last political gossip for the foreseen future, we heard that President Joe Biden is telling pals that the one silver lining of having Kamala lose is he is planning to issue a ton of presidential pardons – including for his son Hunter. If Kamala won, he didn’t want to tarnish her start by issuing pardons, but since that’s not an issue, you can expect the pardons to be fast and furious. He’s already getting bombarded with calls from cronies with suggestions on whom to pardon.

On that note readers, you can expect us to slow down on political chatter but continue to provide you with the best and most accurate HOLLYWOOD gossip because… That’s what we know!

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SEAN DIDDY COMBS MIGHT HAVE AN OPTION HE CAN’T REFUSE

Is Donald Trump SO desperate to be elected President that he’s willing to do almost ANYTHING, including promising to PARDON Sean Diddy Combs? According to our political source, Donald hinted to insiders that he would be open to PARDONING Diddy if the disgraced rapper gave him an ENDORSEMENT, and persuaded some of his fellow black rappers to endorse him as well. It’s no secret that Donald isn’t connecting with black voters and he fears they are crucial to him winning the White House. THAT’s why he’s open to negotiating a back room deal with Diddy.

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WATCH KAMALA HARRIS PARDON DONALD TRUMP IF SHE WINS

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If Kamala Harris is elected our nation’s first female president, (we certainly hope so) one of her first acts is going to be a very female thing- PARDON her opponent Donald Trump from any federal charges and commute his sentence for any non-federal convictions like his hush money guilty verdict in NYC. According to my political source, Kamala wants to lower the temperature in politics and not let egos get in the way of prosperity. She previously suggested to her boss, President Biden, that these legitimate charges against Trump weren’t healing for the country and urged him to issue a pardon if possible. If she wins, she plans to do so immediately and put the craziness of Trump behind her for good.

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DONALD TRUMP IS THINKING AHEAD

This tidbit comes from a well placed DC source and only time will tell if it happens. If Donald Trump isn’t the Republican presidential nominee in the 2024 election, our source says he’s not planning to endorse whoever wins the primaries – instead he plans to direct his millions of minions to vote for Joe Biden! Here’s the backstory: Donald’s plan is to negotiate a deal where he will throw his support behind the Democratic nominee IF he’s guaranteed a pardon in case he’s convicted of any of the current or future charges he’s facing. Plus Donald doesn’t want ANY Republican except himself to win the White House in the next election! Yes, it sounds far-fetched, but the source is impeccable and we CAN see Donald doing something underhanded like this.

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WILL JOE EXOTIC GET A PARDON DUE TO CORONAVIRUS?

Joe Exotic’s legal team is in Washington, DC, to plead for a pardon for their incarcerated client. Personally, we’d rather see Joe get a pardon than some of the criminals being let loose in California. At least if he was released, he has someplace to live and can make money with his newfound fame. Our governor has released around 5000 prisoners so far, many of whom have no place to live or hopes for a job. Most are “low level” felons, but some are murderers or child molesters. A few commit crimes like burglary or car theft as soon as they get out. These masked felons are now walking around sizing up our neighborhoods for crimes! If our president thinks it will get votes, Joe Exotic might just get a pardon…

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