Orlando Bloom

KATY PERRY WANTS HER DISASTROUS MARRIAGE TO RUSSELL BRAND ERASED FROM HISTORY

NOW we know the reason why Katy Perry and her baby daddy Orlando Bloom aren’t married yet – she’s waiting for her first marriage to Russell Brand to be annulled so she can marry Orlando in a Catholic Church! Katy has been trying to annul her 14-month marriage to Russell ever since he asked for a divorce in December 2011, but the process can be long and arduous. Since Brand was accused of rape and sexual assault by four women, Katy is in a BIGGER hurry. According to my source, Katy is FINALLY close to getting the ill-fated marriage scrubbed from her record, and she will marry Orlando before the ink is dry on those annulment papers.

 

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KATY PERRY AND ORLANDO BLOOM ARE DOING IT!

Believe it or not, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are FINALLY getting married! The proud parents of two-year-old Daisy have had a LONG engagement (since 2019) but blamed covid restrictions on why they haven’t tied the knot. Now that the pandemic is behind us and travel restrictions lifted, Katy and Orlando intend to make it official this summer, with a destination wedding somewhere exotic and tropical and WARM. The couple have been telling pals that the official save the date cards will be in the mail SHORTLY, and to get ready for an ALL EXPENSES PAID super-fun soirée that they won’t soon forget!

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ORLANDO BLOOM KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS

Orlando Bloom appears to be happy as a clam in Beverly Hills as he purchases his new battery-powered Lucid car. The vehicle claims to go 400 to 500 miles on a single charge and it’s a serious rival to Tesla. Lucids rev up to 168 MPH and range in price from $77,000 to $170,000 – we’re assuming Orlando got a pricey one. Looks like he can hardly WAIT to get behind the wheel and take Katy for a ride…

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KATY PERRY CAN LAUGH AT HERSELF, BUT CAN ORLANDO BLOOM?

Katy Perry never fails to surprise us. Marrying Russell Brand was a shocker – and now this. She’s one of very few female celebrities we know who would find it amusing to post a photo of herself and her fiancé Orlando Bloom with their faces looking decades older. It’s probably the unflattering result of using the questionable Russian FaceApp. Celebrities like Drake and Gordon Ramsay have posted their “old” photos, but not a lot of pretty women are doing it. They obviously lack Katy’s one-of-a-kind sense of humor…

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ORLANDO BLOOM IS BROKENHEARTED

It’s touching to see how distraught Orlando Bloom is over the loss of his poodle Mighty. The pup escaped somehow from his Montecito home on Wednesday and Orlando has been a wreck ever since. Orlando and Mighty were inseparable, and often rode his motorcycle together. He and fiancée Katy Perry put up dozens of signs offering $5000 reward for the return of Mighty. Katy has a lookalike pup named Nugget, supposedly from the same litter as Mighty, so the dogs are bonded like their owners. We noticed the warning on the sign “DO NOT CHASE” – we have a similar dog and they are skittish and tend to run VERY fast into the middle of the street when chased! We REALLY hope Orlando gets his micro-chipped and collared dog back! Small cute dogs are the LEAST likely to be returned!

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LOVE – AT LAST – FOR ORLANDO BLOOM

Orlando Bloom, 40, just returned from New York where he was palling around and checking out the female population with Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire. But his real true love – and he admits it- is his poodle Mighty. When he was with Katy Perry (they split in March) they both got identical poodles and Orlando is so besotted with his dog that they go everywhere together. Occasionally he and Katy arrange a play date so their dogs can see each other.

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ORLANDO BLOOM ATTEMPTS TO LEAD A NORMAL LIFE

Orlando Bloom has said that he “tries not to excuse himself from real life” and we believe him. He was seen browsing in the flower department at Pavilions supermarket in West Hollywood this weekend. He looked at everything available and was friendly and chatted with several other shoppers before deciding on a large bouquet of white roses. Orlando married model Miranda Kerr last summer and their baby Flynn was born January 6, so he has plenty to celebrate.