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CAITLYN JENNER IS NOT HAPPY

Caitlyn Jenner has made it clear that she thinks transgender females should be kept OUT of women’s sports. And we agree. Recently Caitlyn made headlines when she called fellow transgender activist Dylan Mulvany’s lucrative campaign deal with Nike “an outrage.” She doesn’t blame Dylan, but feels Nike made a far better deal with Dylan than they are in the habit of making with real women. She says “Nike treats men that PRETEND to be women better than they treat real women.” Now Caitlyn is dodging charges that she is simply JEALOUS because SHE, an Olympic winner, never landed any huge sports deals with woke companies like Nike. And Caitlyn’s ex-wife Kris is thriving on reality TV, and Caitlyn ISN’T.  So this outburst COULD be partly fueled by envy…

 

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KYLIE JENNER CAN’T RESIST SHOWING OFF

Kylie Jenner, 24, has millions of avid young fans but even THEY are starting to gripe about her ostentatious display of wealth. Seems there’s nothing she loves more than flashing her $210,000 Birkin handbag or stretching out in her $7.2 million dollar private jet online. Her baby boy still has no name, but he does have a $5000 Dior stroller, as well as a $10,000 Chrome Hearts stroller. He can’t walk yet, but he has a new pair of miniature Nike sneakers designed by babydaddy Travis Scott. (Nike’s deal with Travis has cooled after the Astroworld Festival debacle, but it will surely heal) The baby sneakers are a bargain – only $175. Kylie’s unfortunate penchant for showing off her wealth is probably due to her age and lack of education.

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NIKE THINKS MICHAEL VICK’S CRIMES ARE NO BIG DEAL- THEY HIRED HIM AGAIN

What’s WRONG with these Nike people? The company just resigned animal torturer Michael Vick as their spokesperson. He’ll design a line of shoes for them and earn millions of dollars. Back in 2007, Nike dumped Vick after he was convicted of participating in a dogfighting ring and animal cruelty. Now the Nike rep says “Michael acknowledges his past mistakes?” Is THAT all it takes? What Nike may not know is that SOME CRIMES ARE UNFORGIVABLE. Should child molesters, rapists, wife beaters, etc, be given a pass if they “acknowledge” their crimes? Has Nike seen photos of the dogs he destroyed? We consumers who love our pets never want to see Michael Vick’s face again. We can live with Tiger Woods’ bad behavior, but Michael Vick just oozes evil. Nike will never look the same to us.

KIM KARDASHIANS ARE POPPING UP ALL OVER

If you don’t think Kim Kardashian is one of the most influential celebrities in Hollywood, take a look at this Nike ad. The model is a dead ringer for Kim and it’s all about accepting her ample bottom. The ad doesn’t make much sense but it’s obvious that Kim‘s fame is spreading far and wide if Nike executives are taking her seriously.

Update: Nike says they had nothing to do with this ad and don’t know where it came from – even though many women liked the message that it’s OK to have a butt. Who created this remains a mystery, but the Kim K connection is still obvious.