Mistress

BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR OZZY’S MISTRESS

Our favorite spy tells us that the hair colorist that Ozzy Osbourne has been supposedly “supporting,” Michelle Pugh, has been avoiding calls from both Sharon Osbourne (who found her through Ozzy’s emails) and Kelly Osbourne. (We would too!) They called the shop where she works many times before the story leaked out, but were told she had been “fired.” Actually, Ozzy’s mistress is still coloring her regular customers hair at the Meche salon in Beverly Hills – but she is now undercover. Maybe wearing a brown wig and glasses…Certainly she is no longer there to any female callers with English accents!

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ANOTHER MISTRESS FOR DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN: DOESN’T FAZE HIS WIFE

Another unbelievable development in the Strauss-Kahn case. According to the New York Post, surveillance video at the Sofitel Hotel has revealed that the arrogant politician had a “married girlfriend” visit him in his room just HOURS before the alleged rape took place. The woman arrived at the hotel with Strauss-Kahn about 1:30 AM and left a few hours later. The next morning all hell broke loose with the maid. Strauss-Kahn’s doormat of a wife Anne Sinclair also knows about the French journalist who accused her husband of attempted rape, yet she mindlessly continues to support him! The maid incident just served to open the can of worms that is Strauss-Kahn’s sleazy sex life.

OSAMA BIN LADEN HAD A CRUSH ON WHITNEY HOUSTON

Bobby Brown might be flattered to learn that Osama Bin Laden wanted to destroy HIM along with the Eiffel Tower and the U.S. Capitol. The National Enquirer chatted with Bin Laden’s exwife and mistress and learned some fascinating details about the terrorist’s idiosyncrasies. Bin Laden pretended to be pious, but he often had Playboy magazines in his briefcase. Most amusing was the fact that at one time the al-Qaida leader had an overwhelming obsession with Whitney Houston and wanted to kill her then-husband Bobby Brown! He considered her the most beautiful woman in the world and was willing to spend huge amounts of money on her. He even fantasized about giving Whitney a mansion that the owned in Khartoum and making her one of his wives.

IS JOHN EDWARDS THE MOST PATHETIC MAN ALIVE?

More than two years after the fact, former North Carolina senator and failed presidential candidate John Edwards has admitted that he is the father of his mistress’s child. It took him a year to admit he even HAD an affair with Rielle Hunter – despite all the documentation and photos presented by the National Enquirer. When they printed a photo of John HOLDING the baby he insisted “I don’t know who that baby is.” The ONLY reason John admitted fathering the child NOW is because his former aide who tried to cover for him, is about to spill the beans. We should all thank the Enquirer for getting this lying creep out of politics.