Makeunder

MADONNA’S DAUGHTER IS TRYING WAY TOO HARD

That’s putting it mildly. Lourdes Leon is only 26 years old and nice looking, but she makes herself appear considerably older and hard edged. For starters, she doesn’t need all that HEAVY makeup- models in Paris are fresh-faced and natural these days. Lourdes looks like a female rapper who ‘s been around the block more than a few times. Her outfit is enough to scare the nice guys away and it hints at desperation. She wore this to the Mugler H&M Global Launch Event in New York and we saw dozens of photos of her. She wasn’t smiling in a single one of them…this girl needs a makeunder.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / April 20, 2023

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Andy Warhol Gucci Jared Leto Makeunder

WHAT HAPPENED TO JARED LETO?

Does anybody remember when Jared Leto was a sexy, good looking guy? It WAS a few years ago, when he was more of an actor than a musician. Recently he seems more interested in touring with his band Thirty Seconds to Mars, than acting, but he HAS been cast to play Andy Warhol in a movie about his life. Since Andy was not much in the looks department, maybe that’s why Jared hasn’t been looking so hot lately. (To put it mildly) Jared posted this photo of himself decked out in Gucci head to toe, and he has never looked worse. From that topknot to the socks and bedroom slippers, Jared has managed to make us forget he was ever a hot commodity.

Photo: Jared posing with a garden hoe on Instagram

By Janet / October 25, 2020

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Bill and Ted Face the Music Keanu Reeves Makeunder

IT’S NOT EASY TO MAKE KEANU REEVES LOOK ORDINARY

The boys are back in town. Keanu Reeves is filming Bill and Ted Face the Music 28 years after the first movie, and he and his costar Alex Winter have grown up from being high school slackers to bored middle aged dads – both are still harboring musical aspirations. Right now Keanu’s popularity is peaking, so it was a challenge to make him less adorable. He was on set filming today and an awful haircut and drab clothing DID tone down his appeal…

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By Janet / August 2, 2019

BELLA THORNE NEEDS A MAKEUNDER

Bella Thorne is only 20 and she grew up in Florida, so you have to cut her some slack, but her personal offscreen style is dreadful. Bella looks great on film – she’s a natural beauty and the Hollywood pros know how to dress her and go easy on the makeup. On her own time she lays the face paint on with a trowel, and makes herself look much older. She longs to be cool but ends up dressing overtly sexy and looks far from hip – just tacky. THIS is what she wore to promote her new movie I Still See You.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

By Janet / October 2, 2018

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Cake Jennifer Aniston Makeunder

JENNIFER ANISTON SUCCEEDS AT BECOMING A PLAIN JANE

We barely recognized Jennifer Aniston in character for the role she’s filming for the movie “Cake.” That’s quite a makeunder. Actually we think it’s a wig and not her own hair so when she leaves at the end of the day she looks good again. The movie is described as a comedy/drama, but it’s the story of a woman who was in a traumatic fatal car accident and ends up in a chronic pain support group. Sam Worthington, Anna Kendrick and Felicity Huffman costar.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

By Janet / April 4, 2014

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Beyoncé Jay Z Makeunder

WHAT JAY-Z AND BEYONCE MIGHT LOOK LIKE IF THEY DIDN’T HAVE MONEY (AND LIVED IN OHIO)

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We found this “makeunder“ photo of Jay-Z and Beyonce on Facebook and haven’t stopped laughing. So this is what they might look like if they lived ordinary middle class lives in a small town. No hair augmentation, makeup artists or stylists…

Photo via: Planet Hiltron

By Janet / June 29, 2012

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Glamour Kesha Makeunder Rock n Roll

KESHA – IS THAT REALLY YOU?

We’re betting that Kesha is being a bit more careful about her photographs since those unfortunate pics of her in a two piece swimsuit circulated last summer. The 24 year old Tik Tok singer likes to construct her eccentric rock n roll image with lots of glitter and face and body paint. In fact, Kesha says she has body painting parties at her Nashville home. And she brags “My makeup is usually left over from the night before.”Glamour magazine talked her into cleaning up for an uncharacteristically feminine photo and it’s quite a makeunder.

By Janet / February 8, 2012

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Fashion Lady Gaga Makeunder Rihanna

LADY GAGA AND RIHANNA TAKE A DAY OFF FROM HIGH STYLE

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This was a big week for makeunders. First, Lady Gaga went out to a restaurant and she wasn’t outlandishly dressed! Her normal appearance had her fans shocked, but everyone deserves a day off from HER exhausting fashion habits. Days later Rihanna took it a step further and actually left the house with her own brown hair pulled up in a high ponytail and no evidence of makeup. (Do you think she REALLY spends $14000 a week on hair styling?) Plus she wore a BLAZER. These two are trying to keep us on our toes. What’s next – a visit to Brooks Brothers?

By Janet / August 13, 2011

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Fashion Jim Toth Makeunder Reese Witherspoon

REESE WITHERSPOON WANTED A CASUAL BOYFRIEND

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Reese Witherspoon knows what she likes, and she gave her boyfriend, agent Jim Toth, a makeUNDER. When she met him he was in the habit of wearing Savile Row suits and ties and he always looked dressed up. She wanted him to look more casual and kid-friendly on his days off so she introduced him to Gap jeans and flip flops. Big mistake, if you ask us.

By Janet / October 22, 2010

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