Khloe Kardashian

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: THE FAMILY DISCIPLINARIAN

When it comes to parenting, Khloe Kardashian is a stern taskmaster, but her sisters who also have kids, Kourtney, Kim and Kylie, want her to chill. Khloe frequently hosts her nieces and nephews at her Hidden Hills home, and according to a family insider, she gives the kids CHORES while they’re there. While most wouldn’t consider this a bad thing, her sisters feel it’s foolish since they all have full time staff to cook and clean. Although Khloe has ample help, she requires the kids do the dishes, put away their toys, and make their beds when they sleep over. Now it’s become a point of contention, especially for Kim. Khloe runs a tight ship and she fears all of the kids are too spoiled and need to learn basic human skills, while Kim feels it’s pointless given their wealth.

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WHY KIM KARDASHIAN ATTENDED THAT BILLIONAIRE’S WEDDING IN INDIA

Kim Kardashian was a guest at what is being called the wedding of the decade, but she was the one who walked away with the gift! Kim and her plus one, her sister Khloe, flew to India at the request of Asia’s richest man to attend his son’s lavish wedding reception. According to our source it was PAID APPEARANCE! Kim waltzed away with approximately $5 million plus expenses for attending. Since Khloe was her guest, she didn’t get paid to attend, but my source reveals that Kim plans to share her haul with her. And it looks like they got considerable help in dressing for the occasion…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Kim and Khloe at the reception

WILL A KARDASHIAN OR JENNER APPEAR ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME?

It’s a race to the BOTTOM for the Kardashians and Jenners – the bottom of Hollywood Blvd. that is! Family members Kris, Caitlin, Kim and Khloe are obsessed to see who can be the first the get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. While Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie and Rob couldn’t care less about the honor, the other four are scheming to be the first to land a star. When they first starting making lots of money, they even made a bet that whoever got their star first, would collect $1 million from the other three. Although Caitlin has been pretty much ostracized from the rest of the group, the bet still stands. Here’s the interesting part: Caitlin was Bruce when the bet first started, and technically could wind up with a star under either name.

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KARDASHIAN DILEMMA: TOO MANY FREEBIES!

This is a fascinating tidbit we couldn’t help but share. The Kardashian/Jenner women: matriarch Kris and her daughters, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie receive SO much free swag that they have a full-time staff of employees at their office whose only job is to open, sort, photograph, and decide what to do with the stuff! Get this, on average EACH one of them receives around 100 boxes of free things every day! From clothing to expensive jewelry, beauty products, home decor items, gourmet food and everything else one could possibly want! They are bombarded with nonstop freebies from designers and companies hoping the women will post about it on their social media. Unfortunately, they get so MUCH stuff that the majority never gets posted nor used. Back in the day, they would sell the freebies but now they’ve decided that was a bad look, so what’s not used is donated.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S PLASTIC SURGEON IS RED HOT

We’ve been pondering the REAL reason behind Khloe Kardashian’s unnecessary announcement that she just had a cancerous tumor (?) removed from her cheek by plastic surgeon Dr Garth Fisher. Certainly no one would have noticed she had ANYTHING done without this abundance of publicity. Her skin problem was the size of a pea, hidden by her hair, and barely visible- especially considering her obsession with photoshopping all her pics. Perhaps she announced this procedure simply to give Garth Fisher favorable publicity. Fans will assume Fisher was the surgeon who gave Khloe her new face awhile back, and they will be lined up outside his office. Can’t hurt to have a grateful plastic surgeon in your life!

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN GOT HER ABS THE EASY WAY

PHOTOSHOP FAIL!! You don’t have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to detect some very amateur photoshopping on Khloe Kardashian’s abs in the photo above. Real abs never looked swirly like this! Somebody should have consulted a muscle magazine before attempting to improve her physique.  Did you know the Kardashian family has a FULL-TIME 9 to 5 photoshop expert working for them every day of the week, making sure NO photo is released without beautification? So we may NEVER know what these girls who love to get undressed, REALLY look like!

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TRISTAN THOMPSON ADDS INSULT TO INJURY

Tristan Thompson could not have made a stupider move when he posted a public apology to Khloe Kardashian on Instagram. Was he trying to make himself look like a nice guy who should be forgiven for his naughty behavior? He does seem to LOVE publicity. This IS the second time he’s had a baby with another woman and we happen to think that if Khloe has an ounce of common sense, she gave up on him a long time ago. Tristan’s public apology included the statement “You don’t deserve the heartache and humiliation I have caused you” – insulting because he’s implying that Khloe is still in love with him and heartbroken, but why would SHE be humiliated by his behavior? Angry perhaps, but “humiliated?” This should have been handled privately. Hopefully Tristan is a better parent than he is a boyfriend…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA- Tristan outside daughter True’s dance class

HOW MUCH OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS REAL?

Who needs plastic surgery or weight control? Certainly not Khloe Kardashian! She has taken photoshopping or filtering (whatever it’s called) to new extremes and we barely recognize her in this photo. Khloe and Madonna should merge their self-improvement expertise and create a business out of this somehow. How many “corrections” can you find in this photo?

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS TO CHANGE HISTORY

This vintage photo of the Kardashians and Jenners appeared on Instagram and we can only IMAGINE how upset Khloe must be – because she wasn’t able to photoshop her face! Everybody looks fresh and natural. It’s only a matter of time before she has the picture removed. Unless, of course, she’s come up with a method for photoshopping vintage photos. When there’s an app for that, Khloe will get it first!

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY?

Khloe Kardashian has waaaaaay too much time on her hands. It appears she is the least productive of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters. She seems to spend her days taking selfies and meticulously photoshopping (or “Facetuning”) every tiny flaw she perceives on herself. No longer satisfied with slimming her jaw and clarifying her skin, she’s also slimming her arms and body. (Of course she may have professional help doing this) but she posts these unnaturally glamorous pics of herself on a daily basis. There’s nothing WRONG with her natural looks- who does she think she’s fooling? We’re guessing she’s carefully avoiding the paparazzi these days, because THEIR photos don’t lie…

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