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BRITNEY SPEARS: IN CHARGE OF HER LIFE AGAIN?

Britney Spears has never looked better. She appears incredibly fresh at the Smurfs premier with her two sons Jayden and Sean Federline. The boys are starting to resemble their father Kevin when he was younger and thinner. They also seem very mischievous and must keep Britney on her toes. It’s nice to see her not looking frazzled.

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BRITNEY’S EX KEVIN FEDERLINE IS HIS OWN WORST ENEMY

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If former dancer Kevin Federline is wondering why he continues to struggle with excess weight, all he has to do is look in his grocery bags. Clearly visible are Cheetos, tortilla chips,, and potato chips, and one can only imagine what’s NOT visible. Britney’s exhusband, who has 5 kids with 3 women, has appeared on Celebrity Fit Club and an Australian weight loss show (where he passed out from the heat.) The way he eats, he’ll have a big future on weight loss shows.

BRITNEY’S EX KEVIN FEDERLINE IS THE PROUD FATHER OF FIVE KIDS

Britney Spears’ bloated ex husband Kevin Federline, 33, just became a father for the FIFTH time, and he still has no visible means of support. K-fed’s girlfriend Victoria Prince, 28, had a baby girl named Jordan. The couple share a home in Encino that we assume Britney pays for. K-fed MAY be feeling a pang of conscience – he IS pushing to get himself and Victoria a reality show about their life together, but we suspect the public is less interested in their daily activities than he realizes.

ANOTHER BABY FOR K-FED? NO BIG DEAL

As if Britney Spears didn’t have ENOUGH people to support, there will soon be another open hand, albeit a tiny one. Britney’s dependent exhusband Kevin Federline has just impregnated his third baby mama (girlfriend Victoria Prince) with his fifth child. He has two children with Shar Jackson and two with Britney. Having no visible means of earning money doesn’t stop Kevin from producing offspring because he knows his meal ticket Britney will be supporting all of them. K-fed has proved to be as common as he looks.

THIS TIME BRITNEY SPEARS GOT IT RIGHT

Britney Spears spent some time in the company of her ex-husband Kevin Federline and her present boyfriend Jason Trawick, at her son’s ball game. She had a chance to compare their similarities and differences. Both have a penchant for baseball caps. Kevin is a former dancer who has given up his career and no longer seems interested in working. He’s lost his dancer’s body. Jason is a successful agent and he’s in good shape. No doubt about it, Britney has TRADED UP.

KEVIN FEDERLINE: THE FIVE YEARS THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING

When we came across this photo of Kevin Federline at the Pumpkin Patch we had to remind ourselves that only five years ago, when he was a dancer married to Britney Spears, he looked like the photo on the left. A combination of NOT WORKING and dressing like a twelve year old on the way to soccer practice, has contributed to his less attractive look today.

WHY DOESN’T KEVIN FEDERLINE READ THE LABELS ON HIS CIGARETTES?


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Kevin Federline DID learn something on Celebrity Fit Club. This is the first time he’s been seen reading a food label. Kevin and his girlfriend Victoria Prince stocked up on healthy vegetables and fruit at the supermarket and Kevin checked the calorie count on a prepared salad before he bought it. It’s hard to tell Kevin’s present weight because he’s still wearing those Kevin Smith style giant t- shirts and extra wide shorts. Ironically, he smoked on the way into the market and on the way out.