Kanye West

WHO IS THE SMART KARDASHIAN?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s 60 million dollar home was directly threatened by the Woolsey wildfire last Friday and SOMEONE there had the presence of mind to HIRE a group of guys to do everything possible to fend off the fire. According to TMZ, the guys dug ditches, manned hoses and did everything firefighters do to protect a home and it WORKED. There are never enough firefighters when California has a catastrophe, so this is a brilliant solution for those who can afford it. We can’t help but wonder WHICH Kardashian came up with this excellent idea.

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DO YOU WANT TO DRESS LIKE KANYE WEST?

Kanye West is still hoping to be a fashion influencer by starting a trend of men wearing socks and sandals with formal wear. Kanye wore sandals and socks to 2 Chainz formal wedding in Miami a few weeks ago and the sandals were two sizes too small, resulting in considerable ridicule. (He claimed his look was inspired by Japanese fashion.) Today he wore black sandals and socks with his tuxedo to the Ralph Lauren 50th Anniversary event in New York. At least they appeared to be the right size…

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EVA LONGORIA IS SURPRISED TO FIND HER YEEZY HEELS STEAMING UP

To be honest, we are floored by the notion that Kanye West is now designing women’s shoes – AND that people are BUYING them! Everything Kanye knows about women’s shoes he has undoubtedly learned from his wife and her sisters. Rather limited experience. Sneakers are one thing – how wrong can you go with those? But Kanye is putting his name on high heels and we can’t help but laugh. His collection is dominated by PVC plastic and Eva Longoria wore a pair out last night and she was surprised to find them fogging up from the heat. Her feet don’t look that happy either….

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KANYE WEST IS ATTRACTED TO LARGE SHINY OBJECTS

Kanye West couldn’t resist taking a moment to admire the rear view of his wife Kim Kardashian last night. For a self-proclaimed designer, Kanye doesn’t seem to care that much about what HE wears. He wore the same cargo pants and t-shirt all day: he appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, then he joined the family for dinner at Craig’s. Afterward they all went to Kylie Jenner’s birthday party at Delilah – everybody was dressed to kill – except Kanye…

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KANYE WEST IS EATING FOR TWO

Granted, Kanye and Kim are expecting their surrogate baby to be born any day now, but he’s evidently been celebrating in advance. He’s wearing oversize baggy XXL clothes these days because it’s easy to layer and disguise one’s size in the winter. No sleek workout wear for HIM. Kanye shouldn’t forget that he IS a clothing designer and has an image to maintain. Coincidentally, or not, he’s smiling a lot more lately, so maybe eating more agrees with him.

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DOES KANYE WEST THINK SOMEONE’S OUT TO GET HIM?

We used to see a lot of him, but lately a Kanye West sighting is a rare thing. The National Enquirer insists that Kanye has taken to wearing a bullet proof vest when he leaves home because he feels like a target. He HAS increased security since Kim was robbed but he is staying out of the limelight. This weekend he launched his new Adidas Yeezy collection which attracted quite a crowd of shoppers – but no Kanye. One thing for sure – Kim is NOT wearing a bullet proof vest….

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KANYE WEST TO RICK OWENS: IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY!

Fashionistas can always count on designer Rick Owens to show them a good time at his runway presentations. This visually creative but somewhat unwearable-in-real-life outfit is from Owens’ fall 2017 menswear collection. (He also makes some very cool and more wearable stuff.) We happen to be longtime fans of Rick Owens designs – he started out with a small shop in Hollywood. Kanye West is also a huge fan – in fact we notice that Kanye’s fashion collection has more than a coincidental resemblance to Rick’s designs! Yes, we are accusing Kanye West of knocking off Rick Owens’ ideas! Next time Kanye introduces a new seasonal collection – compare it to past designs by Owens and you’ll see what we mean.

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YES, KIM AND KANYE ARE ON THIN ICE

Kim Kardashian shows off her sexy curves for a friend's wedding

Ignore the denials, there’s NO WAY Kim Kardashian is not rethinking her marriage at this point. Kanye has been unraveling for over at year and making her life miserable. They bought a house two years ago and haven’t been able to move in because Kanye keeps changing his mind about remodeling and décor. He orders rooms to be rebuilt and then tears it all down. After having it redecorated and furnished, he disliked the results and sent everything back and hired a new decorator. It’s nowhere near inhabitable and Kanye is still complaining. Kim was left to pay for the ten million spent on the house so far. After her Paris robbery, Kim wanted a whole lot of attention and sympathy and Kanye was too busy to give her more than a few days. They are both exceedingly needy. She moved herself and kids in with her mother. Kim’s family will NOT talk about Kanye because they all have reservations about him. After the Lamar Odom situation, the Kardashians don’t have high hopes that Kanye will change.

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IS KANYE WEST PSYCHOTIC – OR PULLING A FAST ONE?

We can hardly WAIT to find out if Kanye West collects that 30 million dollars from the insurance company covering his tour! The fact that he impetuously called OFF the 21 concert tour and 6 hours later checked himself into a mental health facility is, indeed, suspicious. His doctor at first gave that old Hollywood excuse “dehydration and overwork” which usually means mental issues and drugs. Later, the doc described Kanye’s condition as “temporary psychosis.” The insurance policy would pay not only Kanye’s salary, but all of the people working with him, dancers, venues etc. But did he DISCLOSE his mental health problems when he bought the policy? Is this all a scam like many suspect the Paris robbery was?

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